things to do in the club when its empty

[tek_selecta]

so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab

[Devry_Kaneda]

1) play midrange cack
2) ??????????????????????
3) profit

[nousd]

eat an apple
it's wholesome and distracting

[NickUndercover]

Play motherfucking jungle

[th@-pu$$y]

Switch the deck inputs so the left deck goes in channel 2 instead on 1 (and visa versa). Wait for the next guy to jump on the decks. Sit back and laugh

[ketamine]

I’ve always feared this scenario. I’d play tunes from my collection that I’d always wanted to hear in a proper club system… and entertain myself & save my “real” set for the next time, or when it starts filling up… in the meantime, I’d be playing everything from Burial to random D&B tunes I never got to hear out. Noisia, Mr Oizo… anything LOL screw it… nobody’s there, who cares… probably dip into my own collection and play those too. LOL

[wub]

so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab

Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.

[neon-dubz]

so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab

Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.

I like your style.

[LA_Boxers]

Get drunk and hit on bar maids
????
Sex

[ashley]

Spit some bars and imagine being on the stage at the old one nation?

[lloydnoise]

so i'm opening up this night and its soo dead.. the system is pretty bangin though and i am having a somewhat fun time working out the subs. but i am still quite bored... any ideas as to what to do for fun? i know you heads that run weeklys probably have good ideas.. aside from drinking the bar tab

Dig out a shit load of tunes that you've always thought were classic but never heard played out. I once opened East Village's main room, spent the first 20mins playing tracks from the Ghost In The Shell album to a room of about 20 people. Lush.

sounds phat tbh

just load up a sine tone generator and slowly drop it to 8hz or something
and mc over it

[butt jolokia]

Play Burial - Dog Shelter over and over. Stand as still as possible.

[Badman Juice]

cry

mix naked

spit ragga

[ashley]

stand in the dancefloor and do a windmill with your cock

[butt jolokia]

stand in the dancefloor and do a windmill with your cock

a picard ?

[64hz]

play the macarena, people will come running from all over to get in on that shit.

[MPathy]

Spit some bars and imagine being on the stage at the old one nation?

[jameshk]

500 bpm speed gabba.

[frank grimes jr.]

haha You guys are all stnuc.

Are you getting paid?
If so, do what you're getting paid to do.