The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[LA_Boxers]

The boxer shorts im wearing right now, that are that tight it feels like my left nut is being milked!!

[particle-jim]

moving back in with the parents...

[koro inu]

toothache. like a bastard. and the good and expensive news that i'm having my wisdom tooth out on friday, the same day as my car goes in fro a service and the wife's goes in for a service and MOT. it's going to be a low key, skint and face-aching weekend.

oh, and our moving company moved offices without telling us. which is handy.

[wub]

Queued in Barclays for 57mins. stnuc.

[TSH-Tim]

Queued in Barclays for 57mins. stnuc.

Do you find that even the easiest task they find hard...

''i want to pay this money into this account''
''oooooh sorry we cant do that it this branch''

[arktrix45hz]

I work with three other blokes on the local council. One is a massive racist/won't shut up/is always right. Number 2 is a compulsive liar and an incompetent fool (who I blame for me suffering lead poisoning) and the other isn't too bad.

If I feel sick every morning with stress before I go to work, is it time I handed in my notice notice and fucked off before I end up putting the chop saw through their heads?

[TSH-Tim]

Fucking hell... looks like we're be seeing you on the news soon buddy lol

[firky]

The XX have really started to grow on me

[Sheff]

black ops lag

[WhosZena]

Got a mini fish yesterday

Couldn't even keep it alive for 24 hours

[pikeymobile]

Could be at Swamploaded now if my mate's car wasn't such a fucking prick

[64hz]

The XX have really started to grow on me

watch this and you wont have to feel so guilty

[Swissdub]

waking up stupidly late

[firky]

Handed in my notice to my landlord, vacating the premises shortly..... where to?! Fuck knows.

I have moved address about 12 times in the last few years, it's really starting to grind me down and worst of all, it makes CRB checks a f'ing night mare.

The XX have really started to grow on me

watch this and you wont have to feel so guilty
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That's pretty cool!

[Dutchstep]

we had a car accident today

[LA_Boxers]

Stupid people in Subway.

''errrr i'll just have the normal bread''.

Go back to McDonalds you tnuc!!

[Motorway to Roswell]

Started exercising again yesterday and when I got up today, I could hardly move.

I LIVE 4 THIS SHIT

[AntlionUK]

we had a car accident today

bad times, write off?

[finji]

Beautiful girl wants to come to my house tomorrow (sounds ) but i feel kind of ill, and i'm embarassed because my house is small and grimy compared to her huge detatched mansion in the middle of nowhere..

[AntlionUK]

mate, posh girls are the one. Pure filth. And to be honest she's properly more into your personality (or dick) than your money otherwise she'd be dating within the posh crews.