things that have made you happy today

[DRTY]

bought some posh jersey milk earlier. It's wondrous. Doesn't work with tea though, amazing with coffee, trying it with Angel Delight in a sec. I predict FIYA. And possibly vomiting later on.

[AntlionUK]

[LA_Boxers]

Won another 50quid off of a £2 accumulator.

Nearly Friday.

Studio sesh tonight.

[wub]

Had an unexpected bonus of $600 sent to me at work. Not sure what that is in real currency, but should be enough for a bacon sandwich at least.

USD??

Yeah, not sure why it was issued in USD and not Sterling, but ho hum money is money.



Also doing some market research tonight. Getting £45 cash in hand to sit and talk about some new yoghurt for an hour

[LA_Boxers]

Had an unexpected bonus of $600 sent to me at work. Not sure what that is in real currency, but should be enough for a bacon sandwich at least.

USD??

Yeah, not sure why it was issued in USD and not Sterling, but ho hum money is money.



Also doing some market research tonight. Getting £45 cash in hand to sit and talk about some new yoghurt for an hour

Reckon thats like 450-500GBP though. Not too shabby.

£45 quid for yoghurt?? Nice. I used to work in a bar and they'd do beer testing, people got 30quid and 4 pints. That wasnt too shabby either. Need to get me some of this Market Research shit.

[wub]

Reckon thats like 450-500GBP though. Not too shabby.

£45 quid for yoghurt?? Nice. I used to work in a bar and they'd do beer testing, people got 30quid and 4 pints. That wasnt too shabby either. Need to get me some of this Market Research shit.

Paid it in yesterday, after commission it was only £338. Not ideal, but covered my Wireless and PrimervaSound tickets.


The market research is fucking quality work. There's a test centre right next to my office, I got on the books years ago through a friend of an ex girlfriend, and get rung every now and again. Occasionally it'll be something dull like stomach tablet advertising campaigns, but occasionally you'll get ice cream, premium sandwiches or something tasty.

[Motorway to Roswell]

A girl I hadn't seen in ages came round for the day and gave me a mini hardware sequencer. (not a euphemism)

[HRKRT]

A girl I hadn't seen in ages came round for the day and gave me a mini hardware sequencer. (not a euphemism)

[Sheff]

A girl I hadn't seen in ages came round for the day and gave me a mini hardware sequencer. (not a euphemism)

That was fucking hilarious

[HRKRT]

A girl I hadn't seen in ages came round for the day and gave me a mini hardware sequencer. (not a euphemism)

[firky]

finding a bud in my jacket thats probably been there since the summer

[firky]

bought some posh jersey milk earlier. It's wondrous. Doesn't work with tea though, amazing with coffee, trying it with Angel Delight in a sec. I predict FIYA. And possibly vomiting later on.

[TSH-Tim]

££

[Phigure]

Our school is FUCKING BORING so whenever something totally uninteresting like the following happens, it's a godsend.

two kids had a beef with each other cause one kid (#1)'s formal date got drunk as fuck and the other kid (#2) railed her... They were gonna fight and Kid #2s friend (#4) was like "hey, i got #2's back", so Kid #1's friend (#3) was like "Hey, well I've got #1's" back.

#1 and #2 decide they're not gonna fight each other, but they still hate each other's guts. So then #3 says to #4 "Yeah, but still, if you've got #2s back and I've got #1s back, that fully gives me the right to beat the shit out of you". so they trade insults for a while. highlights were #3 saying to #4 "yeah, well at least I didn't get a fucking surfboard earing" (#4 got stabbed through the ear with his own board while surfing) and then again #3 saying to #4 "You're the one who was playing with blocks during freshman year cause they thought you were retarded", and #4 says "sooo? "

#3 is a pretty well built black kid who's dad was a pro boxer, one of like 5 black kids at the school . #4 is a slightly retarded looking surfer. #1 and #3 are relatively good friends so we're pretty much rooting for them.

So #4 basically says "okay homophobe., let's fight", and says to meet him at 4:30 at a fucking elementary school for fuck's sake. a friend of mine tells me #4 lives in our neighborhood, so at 4:00 we check and his truck is gone. So we all go to the neighborhood near the school to watch #3 kick #4's ass, we wait, more friends of ours show up.

It's 4:45, #4 texts #3 "you wanna fite, fite me at skool" (verbatim). #3 send back "haha, as long as you know your shapes, buddy".

so today the entire school knows #4 is a fucking pussy



why did i even type that out, no one cares... i always spend too much time on stupid things on pot

[AntlionUK]

totally worth the read.

[Phigure]

totally worth the read.

im glad you enjoyed it but it's one of those "you had to be there" things. the entire experience was absolutely hysterical.

[LA_Boxers]

More importantly......whats the girls phone number???


My happy times are:-
4 day weekend
Distance & Tunnidge tonight
Penthouse apartment suite in Brighton on Monday

[faust.dtc]

Distance & Tunnidge tonight

This...

And Outlook looking like a reality.

Also me and my missus pretending to be a young slutty girl on pingchat to trick perves into sending us pics of their cocks. Oh the lols we have had.

[Jak The lad]

I won a £20 gift card form nandos.co.uk yesterday and I just remembered again

[Phigure]

Distance & Tunnidge tonight

This...

And Outlook looking like a reality.

Also me and my missus pretending to be a young slutty girl on pingchat to trick perves into sending us pics of their cocks. Oh the lols we have had.

so why do you want pictures of cocks?


seriously though, you could make a hilarious website by taking pictures of their faces and then adding the pictures of their dicks they send. call it the wall of shame or some shit.