Shit claims to fame

[curse]

Met tourettes Pete from Big Brother in Selfridges..
Pulled Krista off Take Me Out when I was 15
Poured Donny Tourette several pints..
Grandad designed Hong Kong's underground system
Mates dad went to school with Jeremy Clarkson
Other mate knows Jack Wilshere's older brother
Boy imprisoned for attempting to blow up an aircraft over a major US city went to my school
At Wimbledon, Linford Christie, bowling out of centre court, gave me his ticket while I stood there semi-starstruck
Served John Paul off Hollyoaks a treacle sponge

[fractal]

one of my ancestors killed abraham lincoln.

parson, did your girl actually win the whole shabang? awesome

she was one of two finalists that were flown out to los angeles, but the photoshoots didn't turn up anything worthwhile so the campaign kinda ended with a whimper.

That's too bad, she has a fantastic derriere!

[+3]

I met a Gremlin..

[+3]

And the Ambassador himself…

[Jak The lad]

And the Ambassador himself…

Are you Dizzee Rascal?

[wub]

Liz Hurley was a teaching assistant at my primary school as her Mum was one of the form tutors. She took my reading group.

I was asked to trade places with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles from Buffy) at the Windsor Wag & Bone Dog Show. They were attempting the world's largest simultaneous 'sit' of dogs, and he was swapped with me as it was being filmed and they wanted to have a celebrity on the news.

[LA_Boxers]

Ooh! I was on the school relay team with Theo Walcott. Thats all a bit nuts now.

Erm, and my great uncles Harry Secombe, which is pretty dope!

(Did a silly billy quote instead of edit)

You dont happen to have a relative by the name of Michelle Seccombe do you? She always claimed him as an uncle too!!

My claims to fame are my nan used to walk Geoff Thomas' (ex-england international) dog.
Benga plays at the same powerleague as me.
Got a nod from Martin Freeman while pushing his son around London.
Got a drink with the twins from Big Brother infront of me.
Friends with the girl who won the first castaway* show on Channel 4 (cant remember the actual name of the program! But sure you get the idea)
DJ Switch (dmc champ) used one of our tracks on a BBC Asian network guestmix.
I was zoomed in on at Crystal Palace Vs Aston Villa last year. Got about 30 txts saying i was on the tele.
My mate works with John Salako for Canon.
Was in the pub with The Rakes before a gig in Hammersmith.

Loadsa shit. But i like it!!lol.

[arktrix45hz]

Been involved with a Paul Kay/Dennis Pennis sketch that involved my Dad refereeing a rugby league match and then Pennis shooting him and some of the players. If anyone knows the one I'm on about, please link me to the video. I've never been able to find it yet!

[Jak The lad]

I've played call of duty @ the GetDarker studio.

[LA_Boxers]

We used to prank call Neutrino back in his hayday.

[Jak The lad]

We used to prank call Neutrino back in his hayday.

Did the same to Nikki S (Delight FM)

Most dj's/mc's gave out their personal phone numbers on radio if the studio phone died. Oh the fun.

[ashley]

Probably most banned person on this forum.
Been on 1xtra for something other than music.
Was in an ASDA George Advert when I was about 16. Got £80 for 30 seconds worth of work.
Mum used to hang around with Louie Spence when they were little and she went to school with Leeroy from The Prodigy.

Lots of Dubstep related ones too...

[pkay]

Tiffany (Darwish), the singer is my aunt.

I won a video game tournament as a child via blockbuster video and was a paid extra in the movie 'The Wizard'

Been on G4 multiple times for various video game ventures, and have had my ear bitten by Olivia Munn.

[wub]

Tiffany (Darwish), the singer is my aunt.

As in this Tiffany?

[Jak The lad]

Probably most banned person on this forum.
Been on 1xtra for something other than music.
Was in an ASDA George Advert when I was about 16. Got £80 for 30 seconds worth of work.
Mum used to hang around with Louie Spence when they were little and she went to school with Leeroy from The Prodigy.

Lots of Dubstep related ones too...

What abot Frijj?

[pkay]

Tiffany (Darwish), the singer is my aunt.

As in this Tiffany?

yessur

[ashley]

Probably most banned person on this forum.
Been on 1xtra for something other than music.
Was in an ASDA George Advert when I was about 16. Got £80 for 30 seconds worth of work.
Mum used to hang around with Louie Spence when they were little and she went to school with Leeroy from The Prodigy.

Lots of Dubstep related ones too...

What abot Frijj?

They've got someone else to do Frijj because I'm too expensive.

Also...

[Jak The lad]

Probably most banned person on this forum.
Been on 1xtra for something other than music.
Was in an ASDA George Advert when I was about 16. Got £80 for 30 seconds worth of work.
Mum used to hang around with Louie Spence when they were little and she went to school with Leeroy from The Prodigy.

Lots of Dubstep related ones too...

What abot Frijj?

They've got someone else to do Frijj because I'm too expensive.

Also...

]

Ahh righty. All hail Lord Taylor trolololoolol

[wub]

Tiffany (Darwish), the singer is my aunt.

As in this Tiffany?

yessur

May have knocked one out over your Aunt when I was younger.

[pkay]

May have knocked one out over your Aunt when I was younger.

She did playboy at some point in my senior year of high school. My friends tried for about 2 months to randomly put pics of her in my locker, under my mattress at home, random places in my house to get me in trouble. Pretty sure they all knocked on out as well so used to hearing that one.