Shit claims to fame

[gwa]

oh yeah fuck i forgot to say i used to work with david platt (from coronation street) real life brother and he told me cos he's bare pally with his younger brothers celeb mates

[Liam92]

Mate's dad used to be in Simple Minds

[thomas]

I have shit secondary claims to fame.

My Dad once had a pint poured over his head by Billy Connolly in The Scotia Bar, Glasow.

Also in the same pub most likely, he played bongos with John Martyn.

I like the image of a mad pub where pouring beer over someone is a sign on friendship, and accepted.

[belalala]

besides having interviewed people i esteem highly (wouldn't really call those claims to fame):

- i saw roots manuva in his underwear
- i met anderson cooper on bourbon street at the first mardi gras after hurricane katrina
- my dad took a piss next to kofi annan

there are loads of them by friend association but i cbf to try to remember them all

[firky]

who had the bigger dick, your dad or Kofi?

[pkay]

who had the bigger dick, your dad or Kofi?

Kofi is a brother.... got my money on the kofi dong

[firky]

Init, that dude is packing some serious cock.

[ashley]

I had dinner with Mala once.

[prime|evil]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

In the words of Keith Lemon, I'd smash 'er back doors in. Honestly, I would destroy her.



I shook Bengas hand at Concorde2

A women I use to work with, her husband was in Bowies band before it was just Bowie

My mate said "look, look, it's that fat bitch off the tele" when he saw that fat bitch off emmerdale and you been framed. She heard.

I had my picture signed by Neil Bucannan when I was a nipper.

[prime|evil]

Oh and sat next to Dave from Spectrasoul and fully got him confused with Instramental. Well embarrassing.

[prime|evil]

AND my boss is Dave from Pressure Drop. Okay, enough now.

[belalala]

haha, dave from spectrasoul is a really nice guy. sure he didn't give you too much shit for it...

[firky]

girl i had a fling with is best mates with bok bok but am really scraping here

[prime|evil]

No, he didnt. I didn't get hom confused, just thought it was him that did the moog remix of japanese electronics.

[clifford_-]

spoke to benga at the last dmz. nice bloke.
mala spilt a bit of rum n coke on my sleeve.

me - nobody likes to see spilt rum
mala- tell me about it.
lol

My old man is good pals with Roger Daltrees son.

I see paul weller about quite a bit, met him when i was a kid, my pal used to see him in the laundrette quite alot.

St georges hill is just up the road from me, shit loads of celebs up there. oh and cobham is up the road aswell, so i see all the chelsea players about.

played after nicky blackmarket (the first ever time i played out!)

another shit one is annoying subscape everytime i see him. (everytime i see him i seem to be really pissed up and generally acting a nightmare) , but ethic normally calms me down.


tryed /chatting up/ maquita oliver. (off T4)

maquita - your cute, whats your name.
me - clifford!
maquita - ahh cool name, im maquita, nice to meet you
me - yea i know that, your the bird off popworld

she gave me a disgusted look (like shed realised i was a peasent) and walked away.

know most of the blueprint/pwbc boys quite well and have skated with some fairly big names on the regs a few years back. (for any skateboarders)

My mums just informed me of these, that i didnt know...
My uncle used to have a wine bar on mayfair, knew loads of og heads, nearly poked frank sinatras wife. he didnt in the end cos he was too pissed and fell asleep on the floor.



.................................................Edit - Just seen this little gem, from a bird i know, on her facebook...

Talked to Holly from Red Dwarf for ages yesterday.. too drunk to remember what i said... nice guy tho! lolll

Thats a good one!

[RandomEyez]

Girl I'm sitting across from at work right now is gettin boned by Kevin Bridges

[ThomasEll]

My mum's friend plays in folk duo with Dan Cassidy (Eva Cassidy's brother)

[hackman]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

[antistar_133]

my dogs dad is ghengis from eastenders

my mate is erol alkans assistant

yeah for dogs and friends.

[crackf]

used to bun with trevor mcdonald back in the day that man is a don