MC BATTLE

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:40 pm

noam your rhymes are simplistic
like down syndrome kids

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

Widowmaker · Post by **Widowmaker** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:45 pm

devry shut up you cigarette
you like fat slags
but only if they have a cock
and fat meaty tits
lickity split
you eat cock for dinner
im the best im the winner
but youre not youre just a chodestroker
you went down the pub and got with a bloke errrrrrrrrrrr
grim
u make me sick
go suck a dick
or a hairy clit
but you wont like that
cos ur a gay cigarette
who likes gay porn mags

YE

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:54 pm

noam wrote:stab man with pen
5-0 come
end up in pen
stab man in pen
do it again
no parole
sign release form with pen
kill again
so its pen
den
not stimpy just ren
fuck the bill but got love for ben
female chicken is hen
hen cant mix and blen
chicken aint no dj
chicken got no friend

learn from the master, thank me later

that is some proper fucking skeng business right there

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:56 pm

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:noam your rhymes are simplistic
like down syndrome kids

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

if im a downy den you're a flid
i warned you once boy - dont test me kid
i'll put you in oven gas ya chest like yid
your mums a brass i shagged ya sis for a quid

my bars are simple
your bars are shit
your mind is simple
your house is shit

you live in a shanty town
i dont live in a shanty town
you cant afford nice creps
i turn down nice creps

if im a downy den you're a flid
i warned you once boy dont test me kid
i'll put you in oven gas ya chest like yid
your mums a brass i shagged ya sis for a quid

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:00 pm

ok widowmaka'

i gave you a fucking chance, now you gonna get what's coming
like your mom when I'm dicking her yeah she's fucking coming
we save that shit up, all inna fucking jar
feed to you for breakfast full english special-
"yeah mom this is great you sure are a star"

haha

but in actuality I hate that bitch,
just something to put my dick when i got that itch
slides in nice and easy, she aint real tight,
those years in the whorehouse, doing things that give me a fright

but dont you worry, i wont tell your mom that you know,
I'll sew your mouth shut with a fucking garden hose
then I'll cut off ya fingers, wear em' on my necklace
then go to your mom - "sweetie, ya gotta come check this"

but in the end, a widowmaker, that's what I'll be
when I string your mom up in a fucking oak tree
she'll hang there for a while, till she's dead,
then devry'll come over, cut off her head

I'll strip that thing, of it's face and skin,
and drink your fucking blood from it
till the skull walls wear nice and thin

and then I'll find another bitch to screw and kill
cause my bars aint enough for one story - they just too ill

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATT

Widowmaker · Post by **Widowmaker** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:02 pm

im sad now

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:03 pm

Noam you best shove off before you get what's comin'
I murked widowmaker but I'm back on the trail huntin'
you fucking next if you dont shut yo mouth
devry'll fucking take ya
send your body down south

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:05 pm

Widowmaker wrote:

im sad now

only room for one at the top-
shoulda just left before i gave you the chop

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:09 pm

you all know this rap battle's over
i'm luckier than a four leaf clover

you jokes never had a fucking chance
so just gtfo and dance

dance for your life, that is
UN TISS UN TISS UN TISS

keep dancing or ill shoot ya feet off
your mothers asshole aint clean enough to eat off

now remember who schooled you this day
phigure's rhymes are the only way

forgot that, you're gonna pay
oh, and your sister was a great lay

im so bad its not even funny
put my dick in a bunny

Widowmaker · Post by **Widowmaker** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:09 pm

okay devry you snidy tnuc
chattin shit abut my moms like yours aint got a gunt
ive seen that fat flap, lift it up like a sagy ball sack
man shes fuckin grim,
i made her choke with my cock then smashed her head against a bin
noam says its time for din dins
peel off her skin skin
nom nom
taste good when you boil it with pasta
ill gass ya like hitla
bitch
fuck your self in the face
you disgrace to the human race
ill rape your relatives in the face
then shave my pubes with your raz----or

then i wont wash them off so you get them on your face when you shave
bitch
taste my pubes
tate my pubes
sweaty gash

kebnoa · Post by **kebnoa** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:19 pm

sorry guys me and widowmaker got to go
see this dirty ass ho
she so fucking dirty
she over thirty

any thing you want she will do
she will even eat ur poo
2 cocks at a time
she will be sucking mine

u should hear her moans
and she always groans
I heard she got a son called noam
yeah thats right she got a son called naom

yo just let the beat ride out
their is no way i am going to be licking that pussy out
widowmaker guna make her chock on his dick
while i fucker with my broom stick

my broom stick

GET ME!!!!

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:37 pm

I fear no one

I win when i try to lose

I rhyme in Haiku's

______________________

but seriously no ones stepped up to my bars yet

kebnoa · Post by **kebnoa** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:01 pm

same samiyam beat

noam you should of quit while u a head
now i grab you by ur head
one twisted and u dead
smoke a spliff like a big natty dread

i just sit around the house blazing
but my bars are still amazing
got all u crap mcs gazing
cause my flow so amazing

i am sicker than vd
so all these wiggersbuying my cd
making me all dat money
mutha fukka u got no money
you aint even got a honey
were ever u go it not sunny
u want some money
their u go their a fiddy

fergus222 · Post by **fergus222** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:15 pm

all of you amateur rappers think twice before you try to battle me,
i'll kill you then sell off your corpse for more cash than tv celebrities,
still want to step to me? you should know im cold blooded like ODB
after they find your body i'll break into the mortuary,
bring you back to life just to choke you again,
aids victims? i'm sicker than them,
i drink pints of phlem and swagger round town
with my trousers down, i've not washed in weeks
and my pockets are overflowing with bevvy receipts
assaulting everybody i meet in the street
its an unfortunate evening to spit over the devils beat

TSH-Tim · Post by **TSH-Tim** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:33 pm

I'll fuck you once i'll fuck you twice but if you play nice we could always go back to mine and put some champagne on ice ....... (thats how a pull lol )

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:43 pm

fergus222 wrote:all of you amateur rappers think twice before you try to battle me,
i'll kill you then sell off your corpse for more cash than tv celebrities,
still want to step to me? you should know im cold blooded like ODB
after they find your body i'll break into the mortuary,
bring you back to life just to choke you again,
aids victims? i'm sicker than them,
i drink pints of phlem and swagger round town
with my trousers down, i've not washed in weeks
and my pockets are overflowing with bevvy receipts
assaulting everybody i meet in the street
its an unfortunate evening to spit over the devils beat

i did that in my head with a scottish accent and it was quite sick

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:53 pm

Maaan...

You be like hobnobs in tea - just a soggy biscuit,
You risk it just to spit it when you come at me with it.
Coz I'm into pentatonics like I invented sonnets back
When chicks was wearin gossets,
And matching em up with bonnets,
Yeah, That's so old cool they had to invent schools
Coz I'm just too ice cold for err'yone o you.
Now I can see you have responses, but lets be honest
you dont make that much sense coz you aint grasped ebonics
You wanna chat back, take this, it's a bitch-slap, *slap*
A bitch-slap for a bitch - Ari Gold taught me that.
Now we could talk about entourages and how you get manages
But that's about as current affairs as the ass on Nicki Minaj is
So lets express a different sentiment about female intelligence
Or at least indulge our humor about how important it is... Psyke.
I'm stupid, I know it, I got that 90's flow on it
Order up a bag of cheese coz *I got 5 on it*
And we could go on and on and on like Ariston,
like how I imagine sex with Jennifer Anniston.
It's been a minute or two since I did this for a while
so that's that... a 19-90's key-style.

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:56 pm

shit boy people are goin on HARD

kebnoa · Post by **kebnoa** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:37 am

manz r going deep now noam shut up now and just big up manz phigure ran home to his mummy

im going in harder on this one

all of you guys are chating gibberish
so i will eat u all up like liquorish
chewing on your flesh till it tears
chomping on ur brains like gummy bears
my bars are so deadly
more funky than a james brown medley
my zoot so big it would put u in a coma
shit so strong u should smell the aroma
see my flow is so versatile
leave all u shit mc's in denial
all u guys are not on point
so im just going to roll another joint

BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!

none of u can test
i am the beat i am the best
BLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kebnoa · Post by **kebnoa** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:35 am

back on my grime ting
flick the back of ur ear - ping
just a late night freestyle
just adding to the pile
of dead mc in my yard
to fast cant catch me - lard
ass fuckers every one of yous
burn u all like jews

bars just keep coming
phigure still bumming
noam keeps on grunting
jazza stop fronting
man runs tings
man got blings
spit so fast
u lot always come last
give u a quick jab to the dome
here is the microphone

BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!

some tnuc step up so i can par u

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