Charlie Brooker on the iPad 2

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:57 am

the ignoring your surroundings thing seems true. a frienemy of mine is traveling around asia with an ipad and the amount of shitty almost hourly updates to facebook/twitter/emails/blog makes me think its all just done to show off.

nicenice · Post by **nicenice** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:26 am

Always wanted to slap one out of someones hand when they walk past on the tube. They shouldn't be so cocky, surprised there isn't more in the metro about people getting them stolen.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:35 pm

My dad has cardiomyopathy and his ipad is like a second limb to him, he'd be lost with out it. Probably one of the most empowering gadgets you can buy for a terminally convalescent person.

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:22 pm

Love charlie brooker.

Apple users piss me off so much

trapeez · Post by **trapeez** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:31 pm

Charlie Brooker is a hero.

Saying that I don't get all this Apple user hate to be honest. I own an iPhone and Macbook but that doesn't make me a tnuc. Even though I am.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:38 pm

Brooker is getting shitter and his snearing and condemnation of things is getting boring. I'd love to see a Paxman style character assassination of him on TV where he hasn't got time to think of long-winded 'funny' retorts.

He should stick to his Guardian column and writing books. He's good at that.

And He should send Koni over to my gaff where she can be bent over the kitchen table. Nekkid.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:45 pm

firky wrote:Brooker is getting shitter and his snearing and condemnation of things is getting boring. I'd love to see a Paxman style character assassination of him on TV where he hasn't got time to think of long-winded 'funny' retorts.

He should stick to his Guardian column and writing books. He's good at that.

And He should send Koni over to my gaff where she can be bent over the kitchen table. Nekkid.

jog on

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:46 pm

Or just swallow some crap unashamedly because a sweary journalist made you feel cool. Jog on.

There's already a thread on this somewhere, quite a few people feel the saem way.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:05 pm

firky wrote:Or just swallow some crap unashamedly because a sweary journalist made you feel cool.

lmao do you talk to everyone like they are a complete simpleton?

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:15 pm

firky wrote:Brooker is getting shitter and his snearing and condemnation of things is getting boring. I'd love to see a Paxman style character assassination of him on TV where he hasn't got time to think of long-winded 'funny' retorts.

He should stick to his Guardian column and writing books. He's good at that.

And He should send Koni over to my gaff where she can be bent over the kitchen table. Nekkid.

Someone has sexual relations with his Ipad..

stormtrace · Post by **stormtrace** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:30 pm

I have to agree that Brooker is getting very boring. He just comes across like more and more of a prat every time I see him on TV. Used to really enjoy his guardian articles and he does raise some good points but his "character" is wearing very thin now, he's become a parody of himself.

All this "Go away" at the end of shows etc....yawn

Muppet

In his (writing) defense: Nathan Barley and Deadset are genius.

fractal · Post by **fractal** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:22 pm

Agree with that^^

Apple haters are as funny as any other hater, everyone should just relax

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:01 pm

hugh wrote:
firky wrote:Or just swallow some crap unashamedly because a sweary journalist made you feel cool.
lmao do you talk to everyone like they are a complete simpleton?

If the hat fits.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:02 pm

AxeD wrote: Someone has sexual relations with his Ipad..

They're an impressive piece of kit but I am quite happy with my ipod touch

hugh wrote:
firky wrote:Or just swallow some crap unashamedly because a sweary journalist made you feel cool.
lmao do you talk to everyone like they are a complete simpleton?

If the hat fits.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:05 pm

Brooker is good. iPad is not. Yr rong Furky.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:08 pm

I could do what he does, man.

Just slip her knickers down and bury my face in her pussy. Yup I could do what Charlie does

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:16 pm

aha. Now why you hate him becomes clear.

oli90 · Post by **oli90** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:55 am

Did you get rebuffed by Connie Huq at some point in your life Firky?

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:56 pm

Haha I just watched the video... the thing has a camera on it? Oke for videocalls (?) but the second I see
someone taking a picture of anything with an Ipad, he/she will die. So think before you act.

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