Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[noam]

BLEEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRGGGHHHHHHHHHh

[cosby]

I've got tons of personal tales, but none tops the story my friend told me about getting dysentery.

My homeboy was celebrating his anniversary with his then girlfriend (now wife) at a steak house and had a bad piece of meat. At the time, he wasn't feeling too bad, so the two decided to go out on the town. Like all American girls who "just want to dance", she insisted that they go to a gay club. On the way up the stairs to the club's dancefloor, my friend is feeling much worse and - in my stride up the stairs - coughs and full out shits his pants.

The couple get into the club and he makes a direct line to the restroom so he can inspect the damage. Needless to say, his drawers are done for, but he thinks his pants are in salvagable shape. He throws his drawers into the corner (there is no trash can, of course) and is standing at the sink, naked from the waist down, cleaning his trousers in the sink. At that moment, two guys walk in, take one look, and walk back out. He puts his pants back on, finds his girl and says "we have to leave... NOW". A few days later, he's diagnosed with dysentery.

[gwa]

i broke my toilet once and couldn't get a plumber. me and my mate who i was living with were shitting in plastic bags (which were in a bucket, so we had some form of make shift toilet)

my mate shat in the bag, tied it up and slapped it over my head when i wasn't paying attention.

fucking grim

[noam]

i broke my toilet once and couldn't get a plumber. me and my mate who i was living with were shitting in plastic bags (which were in a bucket, so we had some form of make shift toilet)

my mate shat in the bag, tied it up and slapped it over my head when i wasn't paying attention.

fucking grim

shit just got real

[64hz]

ouch. on a similar note i guy in work told me this story:

he was feeling rough in work, so decided to go home early. he got home, plopped down on the sofa then his 2/3 year old kid runs up and jumps on his stomach. he quickly called his wife to get the kid off him, as he hat instantaneously shat himself. shat himself twice more on the following days.

he also told me a story of how he ended up spewing all over a girls clunge as he went down on her

[grillis]

i broke my toilet once and couldn't get a plumber. me and my mate who i was living with were shitting in plastic bags (which were in a bucket, so we had some form of make shift toilet)

my mate shat in the bag, tied it up and slapped it over my head when i wasn't paying attention.

fucking grim

third time i've read that story.. probably in this thread too.

[cosby]

he was feeling rough in work, so decided to go home early. he got home, plopped down on the sofa then his 2/3 year old kid runs up and jumps on his stomach. he quickly called his wife to get the kid off him, as he hat instantaneously shat himself. shat himself twice more on the following days.

I was at work one day, about a decade ago and had some terrible Chinese take away. I could feel a rancid shit coming on, like sweat on the brow bad. That day, there was a water main break and the Western half of the city had no water pressure. I was sitting at work and my stomach was churning, just getting worse and worse. I told someone that I was going home because I wasn't feeling well, walked about a block, went around the corner into an alley and took a hot curry shit, well in the view of some apartments and the street. I really couldn't have done anything else - aside from a magic water main repair, that's the best thing that could've happened.

[Dutchstep]

i broke my toilet once and couldn't get a plumber. me and my mate who i was living with were shitting in plastic bags (which were in a bucket, so we had some form of make shift toilet)

my mate shat in the bag, tied it up and slapped it over my head when i wasn't paying attention.

fucking grim

lol
so did you get your revenge?

[64hz]

he was feeling rough in work, so decided to go home early. he got home, plopped down on the sofa then his 2/3 year old kid runs up and jumps on his stomach. he quickly called his wife to get the kid off him, as he hat instantaneously shat himself. shat himself twice more on the following days.

I was at work one day, about a decade ago and had some terrible Chinese take away. I could feel a rancid shit coming on, like sweat on the brow bad. That day, there was a water main break and the Western half of the city had no water pressure. I was sitting at work and my stomach was churning, just getting worse and worse. I told someone that I was going home because I wasn't feeling well, walked about a block, went around the corner into an alley and took a hot curry shit, well in the view of some apartments and the street. I really couldn't have done anything else - aside from a magic water main repair, that's the best thing that could've happened.

haha, ive had a shit on the pavement too, luckily at night and no one saw. i needed a shit before i went down the pub, drunk too much and on the walk home i really really needed to go, i was literally touching cloth, then i started running as i was close to home (worst mistake possible) it wasnt even running, more like a demented half skip/shuffle but the movement of my legs was pushing the turd out so i quickly down kegs and shat on the pavement. had to do the walk of shame past it on the way to school in the morning.

[thefyn]

Not me but a friend:

He was wasted and went to the fridge for mucnhies. He made himself a prawn sandwich, ate it and went to bed.

He got up in the morning: His mother was asking him where the pinkies were for his pet taranchula?

He basically ate a sandwich of dead/thawed baby mice.

[64hz]

omg he ate the pinkies?

bleurgh

[jameshk]

Not me but a friend:

He was wasted and went to the fridge for mucnhies. He made himself a prawn sandwich, ate it and went to bed.

He got up in the morning: His mother was asking him where the pinkies were for his pet taranchula?

He basically ate a sandwich of dead/thawed baby mice.

oh dear.

[Motorway to Roswell]

I dropped acid at home before a party and decided to go for a shit. Managed to block the toilet, get the entire shit stuck on the bog brush and fling it all over the bathroom whilst tripping my balls off and trying to pull my jeans up.

[hackman]

i broke my toilet once and couldn't get a plumber. me and my mate who i was living with were shitting in plastic bags (which were in a bucket, so we had some form of make shift toilet)

my mate shat in the bag, tied it up and slapped it over my head when i wasn't paying attention.

fucking grim

bet you let him do it
is that the same guy you were filming?

[Sheff]

the toilet/acid one is deffo a winner

[NW_DUBAHOLIC]

Went down on a girl and tasted a little iron type taste but for some reason i was too fucked up to realize it was because she was on her period. Thanks for letting me know! Told me the next day and I was about to puke.

[sigbowls]

haha

[cosby]

He basically ate a sandwich of dead/thawed baby mice.

He thought it was prawns! Prawns with skulls?

[TSH-Tim]

shitty tooth brush

[cityzen]

Stitches through my bell-end. Not even that bad in comparison to the rest of this thread.