things that have made you happy today

[firky]

on the train

Group of guys get on, one of them drinking a strongbow or something

(Nigerian voice through speakers) "Get off da tren, no alcohol alowwed on dis tren"..

After about a minute of realizing, he gets off, drinks it, and hops back on

"You shood be ashhem of yoorself"

= Whole train in hysterics

[Mehlovich]

I started on my new job today and due to technical problems they told me to take the rest of the week off.
So basically i am getting paid for smoking weed right now. It feels like... justice.

[murky21]

hanging around in work until everyone else fucks off so I can print off 2 copies of my gf's dissertation...meaning, as of tonight she's free of that shit and I get her back

[firky]

A photo of my bumhole from the hamsters POV

[-dubson-]

^ WOW

[Sheff]

firky thats a real nice bumhole there mate

[64hz]

[firky]

[AntlionUK]

at first i was like

then

[pandabear]

^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.

**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**

[noam]

oh jesuses...??!?!?!

[Shum]

Well there's something to scratch off my bucket list: "Take a look up Firky's asshole."

[firky]

^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.

**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**

Med student? You're right, the legions that look like esophageal varices are lumps / scars from a biopsy a couple of years back. They wanted to take a sample from my bumhole when I had hepatic cancer, can't quite remember the logic behind it... Liver ---> ???? ---> Bumhole! Had to have a check up again today to make sure they hadn't changed any.

Well spotted though.

[AllNightDayDream]

That's a clean lookin bum. Out to whoever you got doin maintenance down there

[Shum]

N-Type is too much today

and got my tax return sorted.

[pandabear]

It was more of, what made you laugh today.

I was on the phone with my friend (who loves Caspa and Rusko only, but I'm slowly converting her to the dark side), and she had an idea for my spring break. I spend it in LA. We will hang out at the dubstep section of Amoeba and hit on guys until we get some boyfriends. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! I told her, there's a higher chance we can get some guys at 21+ shows that will be older than 25!!! I cannot imagine hitting on every guy that comes to the dubstep section of Amoeba. Who are we kidding though? We both know our standards are set high and won't just settle for anyone. But we do have a date, so hopefully they stock up when we go.

[wolf89]

If I got hit on by girls every time I went to buy dubstep i'd be a lot happier.

[pandabear]

^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.

**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**

Med student? You're right, the legions that look like esophageal varices are lumps / scars from a biopsy a couple of years back. They wanted to take a sample from my bumhole when I had hepatic cancer, can't quite remember the logic behind it... Liver ---> ???? ---> Bumhole! Had to have a check up again today to make sure they hadn't changed any.

Well spotted though.

Nurse. I had my rotation at a radiology so that's really nothing new. I even watched polyps get clipped off. Maybe it's just to rule out colorectal cancer? I know there's some gastrointestinal incidences occurring with other malignancies, but very low from what studies say.

**edit: did you have a transplant? that could be why too**

[wolf89]

This Joke:

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

DR. DRE"

[icanicant]

distance played a set that was 80% his own stuff= epicness. Then rama killed it too