Apple to release the "iBreast"

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:06 am

Apple computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:42 am

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:58 am

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:20 am

Naturally this plays in stereo?

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:21 am

Little Boh Peep wrote:Naturally this plays in stereo?

I definitely would hope so

the mighty spanner · Post by **the mighty spanner** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:59 am

drum syndicate wrote:
Little Boh Peep wrote:Naturally this plays in stereo?
I definitely would hope so

I suppose surround sound would be a more, ahem, enjoyable experience

theverdict · Post by **theverdict** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:36 pm

big up your breasticles.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:24 pm

theVerdict wrote:breasticles.

You must have a very specialised form of hemaphroditism to have breasticles.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:36 pm

is there a possibility of electicution?

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:54 pm

i heard its only true stereo if your head is in the sweet spot.

the mighty spanner · Post by **the mighty spanner** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:11 pm

Misk wrote:i heard its only true stereo if your head is in the sweet spot.

Sounds fair to me

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:33 pm

So to get surround on this is as easy as a menage a troi? I like to be fully immersed in my tunes...

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:22 pm

kidlogic wrote:So to get surround on this is as easy as a menage a troi? I like to be fully immersed in my tunes...

Why settle for 2.1 when you can go full 5.1 with a couple extra girls around

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:43 pm

drum syndicate wrote:
kidlogic wrote:So to get surround on this is as easy as a menage a troi? I like to be fully immersed in my tunes...
Why settle for 2.1 when you can go full 5.1 with a couple extra girls around

the .1 is obviously a pre-op then?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:48 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
drum syndicate wrote:
kidlogic wrote:So to get surround on this is as easy as a menage a troi? I like to be fully immersed in my tunes...
Why settle for 2.1 when you can go full 5.1 with a couple extra girls around
the .1 is obviously a pre-op then?

Nah, the .1 is the strategically placed sub... Its a peripheral device not mentioned in the original article, tentitively named the 'iBum'

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:58 pm

kidlogic wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:
drum syndicate wrote:
kidlogic wrote:So to get surround on this is as easy as a menage a troi? I like to be fully immersed in my tunes...
Why settle for 2.1 when you can go full 5.1 with a couple extra girls around
the .1 is obviously a pre-op then?
Nah, the .1 is the strategically placed sub... Its a peripheral device not mentioned in the original article, tentitively named the 'iBum'

Would that be the "Dolby Surround Down" 5.1 system?

Apple to release the "iBreast"

Apple to release the "iBreast"

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