Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[wobbles]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

[murky21]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

what the fuck did you expect? Anyway, you should man up - blood is fine, nothing a shower can't fix

[wobbles]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

what the fuck did you expect? Anyway, you should man up - blood is fine, nothing a shower can't fix

I'm fine with blood on my dick. It was the vagina throwing up all over my bed that made me sick. Obviously I don't care about blood if I fucker her on her period.

[hugh]

I tried to perform minor surgery on myself once.

I should have my MD the number of times I've performed surgery. America FUCK YEAH!

Self-surgery not exclusive to septics mate.

Now, about my vasectomy;
I've made the incision...
not too much blood
but I still wasn't pissed enough (cider/bianco/cointreau)
so it fuckn hurt
but i managed to locate the vas deferenses
white, slippery buggers and thicker than I thought
(probably why i was making so many girls pregnant, heh heh)
so i've had to pull em out with forceps and stick a chopstick under em
to get the clearance to take the cut
& me necks getting sore from looking down into the mirror
but I gotta be sure & do this right.
I slice thru one with the scalpel and the two ends slip back inside me balls
poking around, I finally grab one end, haul it out & cauterize it with a lighter.
Strangely, didn't hurt too much but smelt crook.
Eventualy, didn't worry about the other end
so that's probably why one testicle swells up when I come.
The other vas I managed to hold onto
so when I've cut it
I've been able to pull both ends taunt,
tie each in a knot
and staple shut the slit in me ball bag (I've never been real good at needlework)
This has taken about three-quarters of an hour
so it was no wonder me scrotum turned purple & blew up like a balloon the next day. Ouch.
But it worked...no more rugrats
cos me lady couldn't stand the sight
and left me soon after.

omfg

[noam]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

vaginal gloop...

[grillis]

FUCK

Knew this would happen.. coughed up another tiny tonsil stone in the shower. took a peek back there and saw the same tonsil clogged with the stuff (i've been checking regularily too, so it must only surface every so often or something)

prodded with a cotton bud (it barely reaches) and got a good chunk, but it looked like there was more... i'm sick of this shit so i basically stabbed the back of my throat with a long metal utensil, unsure of what exactly went down right before gagged but when i looked again all i could see was blood, i think the tonsil stone is gone tho

[unwind]

Was in my mates car was on the way home... Going up a hill to drop my mate off, a fox runs out from under a car on the right, runs straight into the car we were in and under the wheel... Doesn't die. Lying there in the road, screaming, blood and some nasty looking brown entrails coming out of it's stomach and both back legs crushed. Worst thing I've ever seen. Turned around at the top of the road, went back down over its' head. Had to make sure it was dead, poor thing.

Once came home from a party, went to the loo to throw up, didn't make it in time so threw up ON the toilet, splashes out left, right, up, down, everywhere. Too drunk to care so tried to clean it up with toilet paper, missed about 3 quarters of it and found it dried up and absolutely foul smelling the next morning.

Once was at school in lesson. Grabbed under my chair to pull it forwards closer to the desk, hand comes back up COVERED in fucking green and light brown snot that someone obviously wiped there the lesson before. Fuck.

[gwa]

fuck off steve that's grim

[ht2]

shit my pants this morning

[TomatoAndBasil]

Stitches through my bell-end. Not even that bad in comparison to the rest of this thread.

Snap. Shit stings!

Some seriously fucked up stuff in this thread.

[nowaysj]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

what the fuck did you expect? Anyway, you should man up - blood is fine, nothing a shower can't fix

Fuck that, it looks like someone slaughtered a pig. I've been tricked into that shit too many times. Never again.

[nicenice]

The wet don't feel right as well. That's my only problem.

[nowaysj]

agree 2x

[laurent__duval]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

what the fuck did you expect? Anyway, you should man up - blood is fine, nothing a shower can't fix

Fuck that, it looks like someone slaughtered a pig. I've been tricked into that shit too many times. Never again.

you cant mean there was that much blood? in my experience i've hardly even realised theyve been on he blob.

was she a... bigger girl?

[wobbles]

Ex was on her period, doggy style, pulled out and blood and some vaginal shit dumped out all over my bed. I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it

what the fuck did you expect? Anyway, you should man up - blood is fine, nothing a shower can't fix

Fuck that, it looks like someone slaughtered a pig. I've been tricked into that shit too many times. Never again.

you cant mean there was that much blood? in my experience i've hardly even realised theyve been on he blob.

was she a... bigger girl?

no way dude. no fat chicks

[danny_scrilla]

The wet don't feel right as well. That's my only problem.

Soundcloud

[Big Freq]

this tread is epic

[AntlionUK]

this tread is epic

[oprs]

kinda funny and disgusting

super super drunk at an exs one night everything was fine until i passed it.
had a dream i went to take a piss to drunk i sat down, because when im like that peeing in a straight line is like catching a fly
funny story i wake up and the chair in her room like this

is covered in piss. worse of all it had her work clothes on it.

still feel bad but damn it was kinda funny when i woke up.

[nowaysj]

Dude, that piss dream is a bitch, did the same thing, thought a desk was the toilet, all over my lady's shit. What is it with the drunk piss on the lady's shit?
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Ha, no u fucker, not a fat chick(s), just actually fertile!