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Your Favorite Jokes

Post by rinseballs21 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:08 pm

ok guys dsf has gotten a little bit too serious imo. lets lighten the mood with some funny jokes. post your favorites

HOW MANY JEWS CAN YOU FIT IN A CAR? 900..........5 in the seats, and 895 in the ASHTRAY!

What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews??? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

What do you call a White man surrounded by 5 Black guys?????? COACH
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by truefiktion » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:16 pm

rinseballs21 wrote:ok guys dsf has gotten a little bit too serious imo. lets lighten the mood with some funny jokes. post your favorites

HOW MANY JEWS CAN YOU FIT IN A CAR? 900..........5 in the seats, and 895 in the ASHTRAY!

What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews??? Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

What do you call a White man surrounded by 5 Black guys?????? COACH
jokes these days...... :roll:

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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by alextheswede » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:18 pm

racist prick
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by truefiktion » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:24 pm

alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by NickUndercover » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:26 pm

truefiktion wrote:
alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white

lmao

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by truefiktion » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:35 pm

Rönin wrote:
truefiktion wrote:
alextheswede wrote:racist prick
woah woah cows are black and white

lmao

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why is she out the kitchen?
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by lkd » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:52 pm

whats got eight legs and makes women scream?

Gangrape.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by Kochari » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:16 pm

Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"








Horse says, "my mum just died"
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by MUT3 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:21 pm

Kochari wrote:Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"








Horse says, "my mum just died"
lololol unjokes

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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by JensMadsen » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:55 pm

Kochari wrote:Horse goes into a bar, barman says "Why the long face?"








Horse says, "my mum just died"
Hahaha, nice one.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by cloud capture » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm

that's your mama with no legs talkin bout "I can't stand for this!".
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by jam1 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
This thread.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by decsterity » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:12 pm

knock knock

whose there....?


not maddie
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:03 pm

Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?

Because he's a fucking dick
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by jameshk » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:05 pm

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

















Cause he was hit by a bus.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by jameshk » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:05 pm

oops double.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by wolf89 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:07 pm

RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by Ennayess » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:11 pm

woman
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by Raggles » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:12 pm

Wanna hear a joke?












Women's rights.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes

Post by sirjonnyp » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:28 pm

hard to pick a favourite off of the top of my head, but one I used to use all of the time around people I didn't know was the ol' classic:

someone mentions war or grandparents or something in conversation
me: can we not talk about the war please, my great-grandad died
them: oh, i'm sorry (or something similar normally)
me: yeah, there was an attempted uprising in the camp and one of the prisoners pushed him off of the guard-tower

reasonably flexible too, if people laughed at that I knew they could be my friend :)
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