Deep shit you come up with stoned

[wobbles]

if you guys havent seen the new show workaholics, please do. you will love it

[knell]

dude dude well dude what if like, chickens suddenly remembered that they're like dinosaurs and stuff, and they break out of the coops and start harassing people, it'd be like Alfred Hitchcock met Michael Crichton man

oh and and and and when you're not like thinking about breathing you just breath, but now that you're like thinking about breathing and blinking now you're aware and stuff, and so now you have to do that shit manually

oh and when you sleep man it's like your brain isn't sleeping, it's like putting you to sleep so it can think

dude is Denny's still open?

oh and dude, who was the first person to put handles on cups? that was a wise dude. he probably burned his hand a bunch of times and was like "what if i like put a handle on this cup so i don't get burned and shit"

and like what's the deal with manatees? they keep getting hit by boats and shit.

wait, what?

oh and communism man, it's like so perfect in theory but so fundamentally flawed in practice, what if we like went into the woods as bros and just lived off the land and stopped being puppet sheeple dude

wait oh and when did cell phones become cool? dude those things are turning your voice and texts into like beams and waves and stuff, so it's like, anyone can hear your voice dude. i bet the government just spends all day listening to stuff.

and dude what happened to wikileaks man, it's like no one is like talking about them anymore and shit.

what if our primate ancestors ate like magic mushrooms and stuff, and suddenly became self aware and then their babies are like humans, all intelligent and stuff?

why do we cry, anyway? like what part of our biology suddenly made it cool to squirt salt water out of our faces when we're sad and shit?

did you know there's no up or down in space, man? it's like, we could like, be standing 30 degrees to north of the milky way and it doesn't even matter

when did time start? dude... pass that shit, it's been forever since i hit it

[horse]

[Kodachrome]

This one time I was hotboxing a closet with a couple friends and I opened the door to change the tunes in the other room. My friend was laying on the bed staring at me as I came out and we had this moment where I felt like I was spiraling into space from the closet in slow mo. Then I slowly lay on the floor and just sat there for a few minutes. Finally got to the computer and didn't change shit, it just kept looping Radiohead records.

[christophera]

[knell]

if you guys havent seen the new show workaholics, please do. you will love it

"you guys do these a lot? ...'cause they're gross. it tastes like what i think Rumpelstiltskin might taste like."

[64hz]

dude dude well dude what if like, chickens suddenly remembered that they're like dinosaurs and stuff, and they break out of the coops and start harassing people, it'd be like Alfred Hitchcock met Michael Crichton man

oh and and and and when you're not like thinking about breathing you just breath, but now that you're like thinking about breathing and blinking now you're aware and stuff, and so now you have to do that shit manually

oh and when you sleep man it's like your brain isn't sleeping, it's like putting you to sleep so it can think

dude is Denny's still open?

oh and dude, who was the first person to put handles on cups? that was a wise dude. he probably burned his hand a bunch of times and was like "what if i like put a handle on this cup so i don't get burned and shit"

and like what's the deal with manatees? they keep getting hit by boats and shit.

wait, what?

oh and communism man, it's like so perfect in theory but so fundamentally flawed in practice, what if we like went into the woods as bros and just lived off the land and stopped being puppet sheeple dude

wait oh and when did cell phones become cool? dude those things are turning your voice and texts into like beams and waves and stuff, so it's like, anyone can hear your voice dude. i bet the government just spends all day listening to stuff.

and dude what happened to wikileaks man, it's like no one is like talking about them anymore and shit.

what if our primate ancestors ate like magic mushrooms and stuff, and suddenly became self aware and then their babies are like humans, all intelligent and stuff?

why do we cry, anyway? like what part of our biology suddenly made it cool to squirt salt water out of our faces when we're sad and shit?

did you know there's no up or down in space, man? it's like, we could like, be standing 30 degrees to north of the milky way and it doesn't even matter

when did time start? dude... pass that shit, it's been forever since i hit it

[Sheff]

what it feels like









What it actually is

[firky]

WHAT IF IT IS ALL A VIDEO GAME AND GOD IS ADDICTED TO IT AND IS NEGLECTING THE REAL WORLD DUE TO BEING ADDICTED TO A VIDEO GAME

am nickin that for my facebook

[-dubson-]

what it feels like









What it actually is

[firky]

I Don't like that film but there's little gems in it which are sublime. That is one of them.

[64hz]

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT

[mVI]

what it feels like









What it actually is

Haven't laughed so much in a while. This is exactly how I would describe my first weed experience to anybody.

[firky]

Munchies and the giggles = epitome of the first holy toke.

[Big Freq]

oh and dude, who was the first person to put handles on cups? that was a wise dude. he probably burned his hand a bunch of times and was like "what if i like put a handle on this cup so i don't get burned and shit"

seriously cheered me up this morning hahaha

[Big Freq]

have you guys ever watched windows screen savers on acid? lol i know it might sound lame but its actually pretty wicked... dem colors are perdy

[pkay]

I usually do aesthetic shit when I'm fucked up. I think too much already so get high not to think.


But.... when I was first introduced to acid I was convinced that doing psychedelics was a way of working your brain out and the only way to unlock the full capabilities of the human mind was to take acid on a regular basis to exercise my brain. Kind of like 'Men who stare at goats' but for high school students.

[pkay]

have you guys ever watched windows screen savers on acid? lol i know it might sound lame but its actually pretty wicked... dem colors are perdy

play around in photoshop on acid and save your work, observe said work when you are sober.

[cityzen]

have you guys ever watched windows screen savers on acid? lol i know it might sound lame but its actually pretty wicked... dem colors are perdy

play around in photoshop on acid and save your work, observe said work when you are sober.

Would be very interested to see anyones offerings.

[cityzen]

True knowledge can only be gained through direct experience.

trying to explain noetic experience to the skeptical is for masochists.

IDK what this means. Are yo calling me a wanker?

all is flux, nothing stays still, nothing endures but change. -heraclitus

Do you believe this? If so, what do you personally base the idea of the self on?