The Crazyass Honey Badger

[kingGhost]

i had no idea honey badgers were such badmen

[cityzen]

[kingGhost]

[firky]

I have a girl called Honey Badger on my FB. I have no idea who she is but she is fit so I'll not delete her

[kingGhost]

I have a girl called Honey Badger on my FB. I have no idea who she is but she is fit so I'll not delete her

miss brass?

[jameshk]

That is one bad ass badger.

[firky]

I have a girl called Honey Badger on my FB. I have no idea who she is but she is fit so I'll not delete her

miss brass?

Oh of course

[ed teach]

Un-fuk-withable! Gonna start breeding an army of these for the fall.

A necessary dose of humour, nice one for posting.

[badger]

Un-fuk-withable! Gonna start breeding an army of these for the fall.

funny you should mention that

Iraq is fertile ground for conspiracy theories and paranoia. American soldiers use night vision googles to see through women's clothes, America invaded Iraq to steal its oil, and Saddam Hussein was developing weapons of mass destruction. You know, crazy stuff.

But here's one of the best. The BBC is reporting that inhabitants of southern Iraq accuse the British army of releasing "man-eating, bear-like beasts" into the area in order to sow chaos among the populace.

The creatures are in fact honey badgers, who have possibly moved into Basra as the marshlands of southern Iraq have refilled with water. "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area," said a British military spokesman.

Some are not convinced. Sattar Jabbar, a 50 year-old farmer, claimed he saw one of the beasts eat a cow. "It tore the cow up piece by piece," he said. "I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away."

The badgers appeared near the British base in Basra
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.
Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey

Housewife Suad Hassan

"We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered."

The director of Basra's veterinary hospital, Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, has inspected several of the animals' corpses.

He told the AFP news agency: "These appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known locally as Al-Girta.

"Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific."

Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_badger

[jameshk]

Ahh so the reasoning behind the name is revealed eh badger.

.....i'll behave i sware!

[ed teach]

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area," said a British military spokesman.

Almost sig-worthy.

[Dubstep Massive]

Ha ha ha ! HONEY BADGER DONT CARE!

- miss brass ( I cant sign in with my old handle )

[bright maroon]

oh ha ha

..back to the dead squirrel..

[Dubstep Massive]

I have a girl called Honey Badger on my FB. I have no idea who she is but she is fit so I'll not delete her

miss brass?

Oh of course

Who's king ghost lol

[christophera]

hahah i can't tell if this was intended for gia or not

[kingGhost]

I have a girl called Honey Badger on my FB. I have no idea who she is but she is fit so I'll not delete her

miss brass?

Oh of course

Who's king ghost lol

a fucking badman

i just facebook searched "honey badger" and your picture came up, i recognized it from here

[Dubstep Massive]

LoL I totally did it in order to stay somewhat undercover. Le fail.

[Dubstep Massive]

hahah i can't tell if this was intended for gia or not

I doubt it, no one cares about me

But we on first name basis now huh... Haha

[kingGhost]

is your badger particularly honey-like?

[Dubstep Massive]

is your badger particularly honey-like?

So Ive heard...