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Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by wub » Fri May 20, 2011 12:51 pm

http://www.businessinsider.com/brazilia ... ork-2011-5
Brazilian Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper sexuality. To cope she masturbates around 47 times a day, sometimes at the office.

When the accounting company she works for complained, Bezerra took them to court. And won.
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by noam » Fri May 20, 2011 12:53 pm

jesus christ she must STINK
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by fuagofire » Fri May 20, 2011 12:56 pm

Man, she's got the same problem i have :t:
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Post by LACE » Fri May 20, 2011 2:32 pm

47 times a day, me oh my.
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Post by wobbles » Fri May 20, 2011 2:35 pm

My kinda girl
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Post by wub » Fri May 20, 2011 2:36 pm

That is approx. once every half hour.
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Post by larspro » Fri May 20, 2011 2:37 pm

fuagofire wrote:Man, she's got the same problem i have :t:
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by noam » Fri May 20, 2011 3:29 pm

her medicine cabinet full of tranquilizers have apparently reduced this to 18times a day...

probably because all her time spent taking pills has replaced her wanking

how can she even do any work?!
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by LA_Boxers » Fri May 20, 2011 3:55 pm

Does she work for KFC??








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Post by bright maroon » Fri May 20, 2011 4:01 pm

What? You mean creating all the chickens?

or licking them?
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Post by nousd » Fri May 20, 2011 4:04 pm

...squirting part of the secret recipe...
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by tk » Fri May 20, 2011 4:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88goZsMye2s
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by say_whut » Fri May 20, 2011 4:11 pm

bright maroon wrote:What? You mean creating all the chickens?

or licking them?
Finger lickin' chicken
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by bright maroon » Fri May 20, 2011 11:55 pm

...if I tried that shit I'd be fired, arrested, and committed.
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by pkay » Fri May 20, 2011 11:57 pm

gonna go out on a limb and say no one on DSF would be surprised if bright maroon brought this same case against her employer. Ammused, yes, surprised, no.
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by bright maroon » Sat May 21, 2011 12:01 am

..no way man

I told you I have issues.

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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by wizeguy » Sat May 21, 2011 12:12 am

imagine how raw your piece would be if she was your chick, also sperm would be completely depleted
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Post by pkay » Sat May 21, 2011 12:14 am

dont think a dude could do this. dick would just twitch a little bit and nothing would come out lol
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by wizeguy » Sat May 21, 2011 12:29 am

hahaha, she would have to inject the guy with viagra.... straight to the balls
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Re: Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Masturbate At Work

Post by pkay » Sat May 21, 2011 12:33 am

just get some of those vibrating panties and go about your day imo
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