Shaolin vs. Ninja

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Who is the one who will be winning a fight when ninja fights a monk with spears?

Monk's spear wins; is faster and tangles up ninja's spear.
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Ninja spear wins; with deadly force, smashes monk's spear into splinters.
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Shaolin vs. Ninja

Post by drgk » Sat May 05, 2007 6:46 am

ROUND ONE! FIGHT!

shaolin spear - rattan (flexible) with steel head and horsehair tassle (for entrapping)

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ninja spear - oak (rigid) with steel head

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Post by misk » Sat May 05, 2007 7:33 am

shaolin monk, no contest. the ninja is rigid, and lacks the internal self awareness that the monk has trained hard to obtain. sure any martial art will train the soul/heart/mind, but the monk places the internal, spiritual self above all else, and thus, is aligned with his true Self. everything he does is simply another step toward the path of enlightenment.

the ninja is a killer, and this is his weakness.

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Post by hate recordings » Sat May 05, 2007 2:14 pm

shaolin!


master killer & return of the master killer ftw! whachoo know bout da "roots of kung fu", baby?!?

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Post by guerillaeye » Sat May 05, 2007 2:55 pm

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Misk wrote:shaolin monk, no contest. the ninja is rigid, and lacks the internal self awareness that the monk has trained hard to obtain. sure any martial art will train the soul/heart/mind, but the monk places the internal, spiritual self above all else, and thus, is aligned with his true Self. everything he does is simply another step toward the path of enlightenment.

the ninja is a killer, and this is his weakness.

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he knows of the ninjas movement before the ninja does.

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Post by drgk » Sat May 05, 2007 3:31 pm

Hate Recordings wrote:shaolin!


master killer & return of the master killer ftw! whachoo know bout da "roots of kung fu", baby?!?
i am as a child. only the sifu knows.

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Post by paolo » Sat May 05, 2007 3:53 pm

Allow me to demonstrate the skill of shaolin! The special technique of shadowboxing!
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Post by crash fistfight » Sat May 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Shaolin monks have better aero dynamics due to less fabrics and bald heads.
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Post by misk » Sat May 05, 2007 4:40 pm

okay, so the monk won. no contest.

who does he fight next? godzilla? robots? zombies? the US military? fish? whats round 2 gonna be? someone post a new poll! lets see how long this monk lasts!

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Post by drgk » Sat May 05, 2007 4:52 pm


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