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Post by firky » Tue May 31, 2011 4:44 am

Inspired by horse,

chop some fucking large chili peppers
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Get some eggs in a fucking jug
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Chop a fucking onion up but don't fucking weep
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Stick all your fucking chopped up shit on a plate to pour the fuck in
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Get started on the fucking appertisers
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Beat the fuck out of those eggs and pour into your cast iron fucking pan
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Cook on a low fucking heat until you get bubbles, yo
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Put it under the fucking grill
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Eat the fucker
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue May 31, 2011 12:42 pm

I do the same except I flip it rather than going the oven route.
Flip it, wait a few.
Add cheese, close and let the cheese melt.

What`s with the dual oven door?
Does it have 2 ovens?

That`s pretty interesting
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Post by DRTY » Tue May 31, 2011 12:43 pm

Nice fucking blade man. I had the same one, but fucking drop it and the fucking thing fucking snapped straight in two. I was fucking fuming, but also grateful it didn't land on my fucking foot.
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Post by apmje » Tue May 31, 2011 12:45 pm

Made one that looked like this yesterday. Was fucking beast.

Had no green though. :'(
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Post by cityzen » Tue May 31, 2011 12:48 pm

Peperami.... classy.
And where do you get your 'chili' peppers from?
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Post by Mr Hyde » Tue May 31, 2011 1:24 pm

Fucking amaturish with that oven shit- gotta filp that bitch.

And fry up those fucking onions and peppers n shit before putting in the eggyness, and the the fucking egg mix needs some fucking thick cream and butter added. And gotta have cheese melting into that motherfucker.

Omlette isnt about being some raw onion and mushroom fucking health food shit.

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Post by bright maroon » Tue May 31, 2011 1:44 pm

frittata

ahha that looks good - except for the semi-raw mushrooms

I will fight you because of that.
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue May 31, 2011 1:45 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Fucking amaturish with that oven shit- gotta filp that bitch.

And fry up those fucking onions and peppers n shit before putting in the eggyness, and the the fucking egg mix needs some fucking thick cream and butter added. And gotta have cheese melting into that motherfucker.

Omlette isnt about being some raw onion and mushroom fucking health food shit.

BYYYYYYYAATTCHHHH!
EXACTLY
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Post by weedlefruit » Tue May 31, 2011 2:43 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Fucking amaturish with that oven shit- gotta filp that bitch.

And fry up those fucking onions and peppers n shit before putting in the eggyness, and the the fucking egg mix needs some fucking thick cream and butter added. And gotta have cheese melting into that motherfucker.

Omlette isnt about being some raw onion and mushroom fucking health food shit.

BYYYYYYYAATTCHHHH!

THIS guy knows how it's done. Ain't about that raw ingredients shit! Cook the fuck outta than son!
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Post by noam » Tue May 31, 2011 2:47 pm

never been a massive fan of spanish style omellette's

prefer mine just egg/cheese/herbs

on top of that i prefer my eggs scrambled rather than as an omellette or an omellette done french style
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Post by bright maroon » Tue May 31, 2011 2:58 pm

aegean omlettes..

onion spinach tomato feta


p.s. firky - you're going to have to work on your french a little before we put you on tv..
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Post by pkay » Tue May 31, 2011 4:43 pm

your lack of tomato is kinda upsetting
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Post by noam » Tue May 31, 2011 4:48 pm

tomato is nice in omelette if you do it israeli style
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Post by cityzen » Tue May 31, 2011 5:25 pm

noam wrote:tomato is nice in omelette if you do it israeli style
Is that where you cook it using phosphorus anti tank weapons?
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Post by ahier » Tue May 31, 2011 5:31 pm

cityzen wrote:
noam wrote:tomato is nice in omelette if you do it israeli style
Is that where you cook it using phosphorus anti tank weapons?
:lol:
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Post by noam » Tue May 31, 2011 5:33 pm

:corncry:

why-ah you laugh?!

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Post by pkay » Tue May 31, 2011 6:07 pm

by israeli style do you mean like fattoush style? large curved chunks?
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Post by firky » Tue May 31, 2011 7:58 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Fucking amaturish with that oven shit- gotta filp that bitch.

And fry up those fucking onions and peppers n shit before putting in the eggyness, and the the fucking egg mix needs some fucking thick cream and butter added. And gotta have cheese melting into that motherfucker.

Omlette isnt about being some raw onion and mushroom fucking health food shit.

BYYYYYYYAATTCHHHH!
Girlfriend is lactose intolerant, dude.
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Post by Mr Hyde » Tue May 31, 2011 8:02 pm

firky wrote:
Mr Hyde wrote:Fucking amaturish with that oven shit- gotta filp that bitch.

And fry up those fucking onions and peppers n shit before putting in the eggyness, and the the fucking egg mix needs some fucking thick cream and butter added. And gotta have cheese melting into that motherfucker.

Omlette isnt about being some raw onion and mushroom fucking health food shit.

BYYYYYYYAATTCHHHH!
Girlfriend is lactose intolerant, dude.
Hahaa thats the sortof cuntish thing people say when someone makes a joke and they stop them to say they once knew a person that that happened to.

Doesn't excuse making some sort of pussy omlette without cooking any of the veg and goint to the time of photographing it and making a fucking thread of it.
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Post by esfandyar » Tue May 31, 2011 8:03 pm

Globe blade. 8)

definitely gotta sautee those veggies son.
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