it's coming!

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:13 pm

art appreciation.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:14 pm

1,000 mile drive there then 1,000 miles back, that would be a wast of gas

is it sound that speaks volumes

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:15 pm

frank grimes jr. wrote:Thread does not deliver.

perhaps if you read the thread title

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:16 pm

life is is rorshach inkblot

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:17 pm

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:18 pm

parson wrote:hypothetically speaking, let's assume that the world is a crazy crazy place and everything i've posted in the vortex mathmatics turns out to be true.

who knows when it's accepted by the popular paradigm. perhaps in the near future. perhaps later on.

but let's just say i happened to be right the whole time.

on a scale of 1-10 how dumb would you feel for being so polarized against the truth. or would you feel justified because i was a dick to you so it's not your fault

if i ever encounter any physical evidence that vortex mathematics is even remotely true, i would feel about an 8 or a 9.

if it's proven and accepted by science, i will personally do whatever you want me to. i'll stand on top of the empire state building naked and get arrested, whatever.

that's a promise. i can put it into writing, get it notarized and mail it to you.

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:19 pm

JBoy · Post by **JBoy** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:19 pm

Parsons mate, you need to explore the real world rather than the internet then you might find some reality rather than stupidity.

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:20 pm

i'm gonna need as many minions as i can get

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:20 pm

honestly, deep down i WANT it to be true. i want all the people i've spoken with to be wrong and for all of it to come together beautifully. that's why i'd do anything you want... out of joy! i would have a smile on my face the entire time.

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:20 pm

JBoy you seem pretty confident. are you willing to join knell in the minion covenant?

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:22 pm

sometimes the good coffee is all the way on the other side of town and i hate to have a cab deliver

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:23 pm

psh getting coffee is too easy, i thought you were gonna make me cut my arm off with a rusty saw or something

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:23 pm

that's like the brain telling a finger to cut itself. the brain wants coffee.

knell · Post by **knell** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:25 pm

oh okay i get you now... well i guess being a minion isn't that bad then!

JBoy · Post by **JBoy** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:25 pm

parson wrote:JBoy you seem pretty confident. are you willing to join knell in the minion covenant?

Whatever the minion covenant is. I like to live life based on facts and science, not someone who's bored and reading wiki articles on how aliens created the world or secret meanings in garden gates and pillars.

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:26 pm

so you're in?

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:27 pm

it's funny that of all the symbols to attempt to negate you choose gates and pillars. even the words are symbols.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:27 pm

parson wrote:
frank grimes jr. wrote:Thread does not deliver.
perhaps if you read the thread title

FUCK THREAD TITLES.

parson · Post by **parson** » Tue May 31, 2011 8:28 pm

i reckon by 2012 i'll be able to offer minions full benefits

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