Ninja Gardening Thread

Kochari · Post by **Kochari** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:08 pm

Planted me some corn, potatoes, carrots, onions, beans and peas

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:50 pm

Planted out my seedlings... looking forward to home grown watermelons.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:53 pm

Also have cucumber, 3 types of tomato, basil, carrots, romaine lettuce, scallion, and sage in the ground so far.

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:28 pm

Did Gardening as a job for over a year, was repetative, shitty hard work most of the time.

Y'all amatures with this pussy fair weather 'Gardening'!

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:22 pm

Fuck me, my lilies are looking awesome now!

Oh, and I have a Trachelospermum on a trellis now... it's just come into flower and my whole garden smells like honey. Fucking RAD.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:26 pm

I lost a LOT of my plants

fucking wind about a week ago blew over my makeshift greenhouses and smashed them all to pieces

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:30 pm

I want to grow my own vegs but I don't know how to explain it to my parents

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:47 pm

Fuck all this year, aint god a garden or the time

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:48 pm

2manynoobs wrote:I want to grow my own vegs but I don't know how to explain it to my parents

start rollorblading, they'll figure it out

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:42 pm

how's everyone's shit going?

I made two big flowerbeds this week, and my celery in particular is lookin FIYAH. Also just dug up first batch of potatoes, and one of the fuckers (they were intended to be new potatoes) was about the size of four fists.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:23 pm

Woodchuck ate my watermelon and cucumber plants.

Everything else is coming along. I've also planted out dill, cilantro, a variety of hot peppers, rocket, daikon, squash, white pumpkins, and bird house gourds.

Purchased an air rifle for the land beaver.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:30 pm

I've got an aphid problem. I might have to start spraying the shit out of them. They ate the shit out of one of my yet-to-flower-plants while I was at Glastonbury. Fuckers!

Our new housemate brought a tomato plant with her that's looking decidely ropey... I bet they came in on that.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:00 pm

DRTY wrote:how's everyone's shit going?

I made two big flowerbeds this week, and my celery in particular is lookin FIYAH. Also just dug up first batch of potatoes, and one of the fuckers (they were intended to be new potatoes) was about the size of four fists.

Have you had the problem of digging up the potato and having to use your hand?
You dig and end up with a hand full of septic potato from the original potato you planted.

Blech

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:51 pm

magma wrote:I've got an aphid problem. I might have to start spraying the shit out of them. They ate the shit out of one of my yet-to-flower-plants while I was at Glastonbury. Fuckers!

Our new housemate brought a tomato plant with her that's looking decidely ropey... I bet they came in on that.

Do you get Chickadee's in the UK?
They love aphids for lunch.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:09 pm

frank grimes jr. wrote:
magma wrote:I've got an aphid problem. I might have to start spraying the shit out of them. They ate the shit out of one of my yet-to-flower-plants while I was at Glastonbury. Fuckers!

Our new housemate brought a tomato plant with her that's looking decidely ropey... I bet they came in on that.
Do you get Chickadee's in the UK?
They love aphids for lunch.

No, but there's a family of Great Tits* nesting on our roof... though they're from London, so they probably just eat cigarette butts.

*apparently some birds live there too

_v_ · Post by **_v_** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:39 am

my chilli and tomato plants died a while back, I gave up on them,

but here I am a few months later and theyve shot back up again fro nothing and are growing like crazy!!!

Also have various herbs growing and going well...

chuffed

dreamizm · Post by **dreamizm** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:38 am

For various garden-related reasons, I didn't sow/plant this Spring... is there anything I can do now (herbs?) or when should I start preparing for next year?

Also, finding it hard to find any indoor spots with sunlight in my flat - any tips?

Peace.

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:57 am

Fresh Veggies are the BEST!
I plan to grow plants to eat and smoke, over the next year.

If anyone wants to chat on that tip, HOLLA.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:05 pm

dreamizm wrote:For various garden-related reasons, I didn't sow/plant this Spring... is there anything I can do now (herbs?) or when should I start preparing for next year?

Also, finding it hard to find any indoor spots with sunlight in my flat - any tips?

Peace.

Buy a light and a timer.

You can sow winter rye, which will be a nice amendment to your soil in the spring.

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:24 pm

IS THIS THREAD/FORUM REAL?

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