The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Molzie]

4am shits. 5th time in two weeks. Driving 7 hours, gonna be a long day.

[autobot]

Some fucker stole my oyster card. So fucking pissed off, who does that!

How do you know you didn't lose it like some kind of eejit. eh? eh? eh? eh?

Actually I probably did

[firky]

Another weekend spent doing night shift. Really quite fed up and sick to the back teeth of them. After I was made redundant I worked in a bar and got fed up of the shit money so took on this job and I hate every moment of it. If the money wasn't ridiculously generous I'd have left by now (still check every day for other jobs tho!).

Really really really tempted to throw in the towel but I have rent to pay and all sorts

[apmje]

Fuck rent. Move back home.

[sigbowls]

my room mate listens to the gayest music

[autobot]

Out of weed. there goes my plans for the evening

[pikeymobile]

Out of weed. there goes my plans for the evening

Annoyingly I have weed, but some narrssty cold which is ravaging my throat which makes smoking agony. I can (slowly) do bongs, but it's just not as enjoyable as a nice drawn out bifta

[autobot]

Out of weed. there goes my plans for the evening

Annoyingly I have weed, but some narrssty cold which is ravaging my throat which makes smoking agony. I can (slowly) do bongs, but it's just not as enjoyable as a nice drawn out bifta

rub it in you bastard! But shithouse about the cold

[pikeymobile]

Also, been using some moisturiser I found in one of my missus' drawers to rub on my sunburn. Been putting loads on me all day, and now I've just noticed that the stuff is full of silver glitter. My skin, clothes and bed are fucking twinkling

[firky]

Fit girl fancies me. I must admit I quite like her and not just to look at... but she's fucking 18.

[wub]

Fit girl fancies me. I must admit I quite like her and not just to look at... but she's fucking 18.

How is that a problem? 15, fair enough. But 18?

[budsteq]

Fit girl fancies me. I must admit I quite like her and not just to look at... but she's fucking 18.

How is that a problem? 15, fair enough. But 18?

yeh go for it bruv

[knell]

since when is having an 18 year old fancying you something to be pissed off about? am i in the twilight zone or something?

[firky]

Age gap. There's more to it than emptying your nuts. IME they ask you questions like who was Kurt Kobain and I'd be telling her what 1993, the year she was born, was like. Been there before, man. It's fun at first then it just gets on your tits. Plus it just makes me feel ancient

[wub]

Age gap. There's more to it than emptying your nuts. IME they ask you questions like who was Kurt Kobain and I'd be telling her what 1993, the year she was born, was like. Been there before, man. It's fun at first then it just gets on your tits. Plus it just makes me feel ancient

Reading that post makes you sound ancient, tbf. But I see where you're coming from. If you're talking GF material, then fair enough.

[grillis]

Read that as 'fat girl fancies me', was confuse

[wub]

Read that as 'fat girl fancies me', was confuse

Fat girl fancies me; want to use as wank rag but worried mates will find out - advice?

[apmje]

Read that as 'fat girl fancies me', was confuse

Fat girl fancies me; want to use as wank rag but worried mates will find out - advice?

Don't do it. Think about her feelings. We're all human, we all have a heart.

[k block]

Just about to leave for work. 8th night out of the last 9 that i've been working, my body is killing me
But, have the day off tomorrow and a spliff waiting for me for after work tonight so it's not all bad.

[oli90]

Age gap. There's more to it than emptying your nuts. IME they ask you questions like who was Kurt Kobain and I'd be telling her what 1993, the year she was born, was like. Been there before, man. It's fun at first then it just gets on your tits. Plus it just makes me feel ancient

Come hither girl. Sit on my knee, help yourself to a worthers, and I will tell you of a magical time when there was only five TV channels, and internet was 56kb/s.