Boomkat, re: the others

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:19 pm

Shonky wrote:beaten themselves into a masturbatory froth

leave it out shonky, i didn't order a cappucino

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:21 pm

spooKs wrote:
Shonky wrote:beaten themselves into a masturbatory froth
leave it out shonky, i didn't order a cappucino

Yeah, you did. With extra sprinkles as I remember

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:41 pm

cogi · Post by **cogi** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:34 pm

metalboxproducts wrote: In it? Jesus, it's as if dubstep is incapable of producing a bad tune.

A lot of people seem to think that way.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:38 pm

spooKs wrote:

Laugh away fucko, that's £3.50 you owe me.

It's cold now by the way - we can stick it in a microwave for an extra quid and then courier it over for say...forty notes?

shards · Post by **shards** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:06 pm

I bought it- the record that is, not Shonky's effort behind the espresso machine

All about Bushido for me, but I'm one of those cinematic soundtrack types/wankers

hopper · Post by **hopper** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:36 pm

Check this review out:

http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?id=33243

Top quality

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:40 pm

Shonky wrote:...try making a tune that puts a smile on people's faces once in a while. Makes a change from the usual po-faced, over-serious gothstep that bores the shit out of me ("yeah, put in that muezzin wail so I can swim in waves of contemplation, Tarquin. Oh and maybe some whale noise?").

i almost spit my coffee out my nose when i read this.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:01 pm

Rich_c90 wrote:i think they actually like the record you know.

Exactly, it was only one track the reviewer didn't like...

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:55 pm

sapphic_beats wrote:
Shonky wrote:...try making a tune that puts a smile on people's faces once in a while. Makes a change from the usual po-faced, over-serious gothstep that bores the shit out of me ("yeah, put in that muezzin wail so I can swim in waves of contemplation, Tarquin. Oh and maybe some whale noise?").
i almost spit my coffee out my nose when i read this.

Video or STFU

Glad to be of service. Would you care for a fattelatte and cherry danish?

Can't remember if latte is pronounced lartay or lattay. It's either fatty or farty (fartay -bit of a pronunciation wrong there I think) in that case, both of which are almost amusing (must try harder)

rudeski damager · Post by **rudeski damager** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:02 pm

Boomkat...

LOOOOOOOOL

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:14 pm

mushug · Post by **mushug** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:23 pm

i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling

but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.

markle · Post by **markle** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:56 pm

I copy Boomkat for all my reviews.

There...secrets out!

The Others feckin stinkin rock!

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:06 pm

Africa's a big tune

dont like the flip though, pretty borin, and that melody is a bit of a joke

the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:35 pm

mushug wrote:i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.

I wasn't pissed off, I was just confused as to why they would sell a record they didn't like. I guess this is some british humor that I just didn't get.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:13 pm

the decoy wrote:
mushug wrote:i think they actually liked it.
they're not reffering to it has a life changing record like they do to 99% of the records they're selling but the review is positive... a bit of a failed attempt to do something funny but positive review, no need to get pissed off.
I wasn't pissed off, I was just confused as to why they would sell a record they didn't like. I guess this is some british humor that I just didn't get.

You sell what people will buy...it's a shame the shop's closed, there were some classic descriptions on some of the records, big up conor!!

blackout · Post by **blackout** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:39 pm

LMFAO

Some of them reviews on Boomkat are pure jokes.

Dont take em seriously innit!

pangaea · Post by **pangaea** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:32 pm

I think over half of Boomkat reviews end with the word 'essential' or 'killer', heh.

4linehaiku · Post by **4linehaiku** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:35 pm

Nah, Boomkat reviews submit their write-up and then the website automatically adds "Killer 12. Essential" to the end.
I swear I see that on 70% of reviews at least.

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