Boomkat, re: the others

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:40 pm

They make valid points just not very constructively. Guess the old boy just fancied a rant, I can understand that.

dj dexterous · Post by **dj dexterous** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:55 pm

I'd like to think that people could make thier own minds up, i do find it a bit weird that the shop trying to sell the record is using that tone but maybe we're taking it the wrong way.

Bit weird how they didnt review Africa tho considering its the 45rpm on the record. Still, big up everyone who feels it!

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:56 pm

If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.

blackout · Post by **blackout** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:28 pm

Heres the review of Virus Syndicate - Digital...

Battle of the Reebok classics here, two jackin' nu-skool 4x4 garage remixes from undisputed scene heavyweights Darqwan and Mark One. >>>>Comes with free Virus Syndicate sticker to cover up the So Solid one on the back of yer Nova. <<<<

LOL

Steve AC23 · Post by **Steve AC23** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:10 am

Blackout wrote:Heres the review of Virus Syndicate - Digital...

Battle of the Reebok classics here, two jackin' nu-skool 4x4 garage remixes from undisputed scene heavyweights Darqwan and Mark One. >>>>Comes with free Virus Syndicate sticker to cover up the So Solid one on the back of yer Nova. <<<<

LOL

that is fucking HILARIOUS

the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:35 am

Blackout wrote:Heres the review of Virus Syndicate - Digital...

Battle of the Reebok classics here, two jackin' nu-skool 4x4 garage remixes from undisputed scene heavyweights Darqwan and Mark One. >>>>Comes with free Virus Syndicate sticker to cover up the So Solid one on the back of yer Nova. <<<<

LOL

now that's comedy!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:22 am

Pangaea wrote:I think over half of Boomkat reviews end with the word 'essential' or 'killer', heh.

Or life changing.Or ant other superfluous discription.

BOOMKAT
"This would make any prospective child molester stop in thier tracks the moment they heard this record and run the the nearist computer terminal and order this beast of a disc instead of spending thierr money on ubiquitous research material
YOU NEED THIS IN YOU LIFE.

"

inspector · Post by **inspector** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:01 am

Little Boh Peep wrote:If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.

There are more important problems in the world, you know.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:39 am

inspector wrote:
Little Boh Peep wrote:If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.
There are more important problems in the world, you know.

I don't see how war, famine, social inequality, disease, flooding, global warming, religious fundamentalism and urban decay are in the same ball park as flippant, throwaway reviews.

What if you'd had a review with a slightly sarcastic tone - how would you feel? Have a bit of fuckin empathy buddy.

People got there priorities all wrong these days.

inspector · Post by **inspector** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:47 am

Shonky wrote:
inspector wrote:
Little Boh Peep wrote:If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.
There are more important problems in the world, you know.
I don't see how war, famine, social inequality, disease, flooding, global warming, religious fundamentalism and urban decay are in the same ball park as flippant, throwaway reviews.

What if you'd had a review with a slightly sarcastic tone - how would you feel? Have a bit of fuckin empathy buddy.

People got there priorities all wrong these days.

You're right. I'm off to begin my martyrium for the jihad against silly record shops.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:00 am

inspector wrote:
Shonky wrote:
inspector wrote:
Little Boh Peep wrote:If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.
There are more important problems in the world, you know.
I don't see how war, famine, social inequality, disease, flooding, global warming, religious fundamentalism and urban decay are in the same ball park as flippant, throwaway reviews.

What if you'd had a review with a slightly sarcastic tone - how would you feel? Have a bit of fuckin empathy buddy.

People got there priorities all wrong these days.

You're right. I'm off to begin my martyrium for the jihad against silly record shops.

HEADLINE

SUICIDE BOMBER TARGETS INDIPENDENT MUSIC RETAILERS AFTER REALISING BLOWING UP CIVILIANS CAUSES WIDE SPREAD DISGUST.

Should write for the sun me

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:26 am

metalboxproducts wrote:
inspector wrote:
Shonky wrote:
inspector wrote:
Little Boh Peep wrote:If they were trying to be funny - and fair play if so - the simple fact that it could be misconstrued is out of character.
There are more important problems in the world, you know.
I don't see how war, famine, social inequality, disease, flooding, global warming, religious fundamentalism and urban decay are in the same ball park as flippant, throwaway reviews.

What if you'd had a review with a slightly sarcastic tone - how would you feel? Have a bit of fuckin empathy buddy.

People got there priorities all wrong these days.

You're right. I'm off to begin my martyrium for the jihad against silly record shops.
HEADLINE

SUICIDE BOMBER TARGETS INDIPENDENT MUSIC RETAILERS AFTER REALISING BLOWING UP CIVILIANS CAUSES WIDE SPREAD DISGUST.

Should write for the sun me

Too many words in that headline for the Sun...try -

BOOOOOMTWAT!!!

SICK OTHERS REVIEW UP: RECORD STORE BLEW UP!!

inspector · Post by **inspector** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:54 am

Hot topic now on tabloidforum.com: "Rude headline jokes on enemy forum"

efa · Post by **efa** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:55 am

Boomkat are the best online retailer bar none! Nothin better than gettin lean, sippin tea, wadin through the Hi-Res snippets blastin them thru the monitors and rincin away the dolla!

Oh it helps if you like tech/electronica as well!

Them reviews are always funny as fuck and prob a response from this in Wiki...

While Boomkat is a retailer, careful attention is given to their album reviews. While the reviews seem to steer clear of criticisms, they creatively convey what can be expected of the work, and make it easy to pick out the most impressive new albums with familiar and terse closing statements such as “Huge recommendation!” or “Absolutely essential.” These careful reviews, which primarily attempt to describe rather than critique, seem to allow Boomkat to cover a wide variety of genres without becoming too bland.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:23 am

Shonky wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:
inspector wrote:
Shonky wrote:
inspector wrote: There are more important problems in the world, you know.
I don't see how war, famine, social inequality, disease, flooding, global warming, religious fundamentalism and urban decay are in the same ball park as flippant, throwaway reviews.

What if you'd had a review with a slightly sarcastic tone - how would you feel? Have a bit of fuckin empathy buddy.

People got there priorities all wrong these days.

You're right. I'm off to begin my martyrium for the jihad against silly record shops.
HEADLINE

SUICIDE BOMBER TARGETS INDIPENDENT MUSIC RETAILERS AFTER REALISING BLOWING UP CIVILIANS CAUSES WIDE SPREAD DISGUST.

Should write for the sun me
Too many words in that headline for the Sun...try -

BOOOOOMTWAT!!!

SICK OTHERS REVIEW UP: RECORD STORE BLEW UP!!

I know. It wasn't very snappy was it. lol

d-code · Post by **d-code** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:15 pm

haha. u lot are jokers man, shonky and metalbox pros, u boys give me constant jokes!

big up all for taking such a concern in the review, im sure their intention aint that bad (well i hope it aint

) they just like to try and crack a few jokes once in a while even if they aint that funny.

its allllll good

grave · Post by **grave** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:04 pm

its a pretty funny write-up to be honest

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:17 pm

inspector wrote:There are more important problems in the world, you know.

Sorry, it was my day off saving the whales.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:45 pm

Little Boh Peep wrote:
inspector wrote:There are more important problems in the world, you know.
Sorry, it was my day off saving the whales.

haha

inspector · Post by **inspector** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:04 pm

Little Boh Peep wrote:
inspector wrote:There are more important problems in the world, you know.
Sorry, it was my day off saving the whales.

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