Monk and Ninja fight a stadium full of robots!!

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:40 pm

okay, the monk and ninja are both put in two separate stadiums, each full of killer robots. the robots shoot lasers, rockets, have buzzsaw hands, all of that shit.

who wins? or, should i say, who kills the robots first? this is of course, assuming that both the shaolin monk AND the ninja have all the weapons they normally have at their disposal (regular hand to hand weapons... no guns or anything

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FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:31 pm

well...

since I am part robot (a cyborg to be exact), I'd have to say the robots would slay some shaolin ass, and make sushi out of teh ninja. (assuming they were using the weapons they usually have at their disposal)

drgk · Post by **drgk** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:37 pm

i love monk, he brings me innner peace.

ninja is fucking rad.

but robots will rule the earth.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:38 pm

Samurai Jack takes on robots everyday.

I'd say the monk would kick some metal behind.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:55 pm

Crash Fistfight wrote:Samurai Jack takes on robots everyday

hmmm....

good point

drgk · Post by **drgk** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:34 pm

samurai jack is a samurai. this is ninja time...art of invisibility, runing on sand without leaving footprints, smoke bombs...HELLO!

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:10 am

drgk wrote:samurai jack is a samurai. this is ninja time...art of invisibility, runing on sand without leaving footprints, smoke bombs...HELLO!

Leaving no footprints in the sand and throwing some smoke bombs are not going to fend off any robots. Samurai Jack trained with monks when he was younger. Ergo, good bye robots.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:11 am

Edit: My net cocked up and now it posted my message 4 times. Sorry. Is there anyway of deleting extra posts?

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:11 am

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:12 am

drgk · Post by **drgk** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:20 am

Crash Fistfight wrote:
drgk wrote:samurai jack is a samurai. this is ninja time...art of invisibility, runing on sand without leaving footprints, smoke bombs...HELLO!
Leaving no footprints in the sand and throwing some smoke bombs are not going to fend off any robots. Samurai Jack trained with monks when he was younger. Ergo, good bye robots.

but we're talking ninja vs shaolin here, samurai jack can cut up robots all day, ain't gonna save the ninja's ass.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:23 am

drgk wrote:
Crash Fistfight wrote:
drgk wrote:samurai jack is a samurai. this is ninja time...art of invisibility, runing on sand without leaving footprints, smoke bombs...HELLO!
Leaving no footprints in the sand and throwing some smoke bombs are not going to fend off any robots. Samurai Jack trained with monks when he was younger. Ergo, good bye robots.
but we're talking ninja vs shaolin here, samurai jack can cut up robots all day, ain't gonna save the ninja's ass.

Ok forget Samurai Jack, that point went awry. I voted Monk and I stand by that. Ninjas are good, but I think Monks are brutal when it comes to Raw power and Skill. Ninjas just look better.

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:06 pm

my thoughts exactly, crash fistfight.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:19 pm

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!

foiled again!

forgot all about the CHI

SYSTEM SHUTDOWN!!

beatcarnival · Post by **beatcarnival** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:04 pm

I'm thinking that the monk just leaves the stadium, realizing that the only reason the killer robots are a problem is because he's in their fucking stadium.

The ninja probably disappears as well, since that's what ninjas do when they're super outnumbered.

If there was a samurai however, especially a crazy futuristic super-samurai, THAT would be the guy to carve up some phookin' robots.

overdose · Post by **overdose** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:36 pm

Man! The ninja never wins these things, in these polls! Boo.

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:40 am

nothing beats shaolin.