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Lichee
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by Lichee » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:18 pm
http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/localn ... r_cookies/
A group of OAPs were left with a nasty taste in their mouths after mistaking packs of soil for cookies.
The residents of sheltered accommodation flats in Weymouth told of their horror after choking on mouthfuls of grit after mistaking a branded butter's promotional pack of soil and seeds for cookies.
This actually made the news. All it did was make me laugh A LOT. Probably the best part about it is the terrible journalism trying to fob this off as something other than basically a piss take if OAP's. I'm sure they feel bad enough having eaten a packet of cookie shaped mud lumps and don't need their photos paraded for people to laugh at, people like me, and you, and all the people i sent it to, all 2 of my friends.
“These are old people and you can see why they did it”
nope, i still can't
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by knell » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:20 pm
oh wow
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by DRTY » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:21 pm
Dorset! Where abouts?
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by say_whut » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:22 pm
"Planking" made the front page of my local paper just last week
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yeah you fuckin handle!!
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by ahier » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:33 pm
this was in the guardian too
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by ThomasEll » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:42 pm
Surely once you open the pack and see it spilling all over the floor you would realise you didn't have a pack of cookies, OAP or not...
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by leebass » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:44 pm
How do they find these kind of stories?
Do they go looking for them or did the OAPs go to them with the story?
I don't know which is worse.
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by kidshuffle » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:49 pm
Recycling tragedy, lol
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TwitterLaszlo wrote:nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi??
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by brettheaslewood » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:53 pm
not gonna lie, when i found this around my house, first thing i did was pick it up thinking it was a cookie, until my mum said 'that's basil soil' or sommit
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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by Liam92 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:57 pm
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by WhosZena » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:05 pm
And when you plant seeds into cookies, they dont even grow
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by Sheff » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:08 am
this is hilarious cos i actually nearly ate one myself the other day
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by kidshuffle » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:21 am
Sheff wrote:this is hilarious cos i actually nearly ate one myself the other day
are you old?
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.... 2Pac was a Jedi??
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by lloydnoise » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:42 am
yes, dun kno the Argus
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by Sheff » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:44 am
kidshuffle wrote:Sheff wrote:this is hilarious cos i actually nearly ate one myself the other day
are you old?
nah still senile though
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by budsteq » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:11 am
You hearless people. Eating dirt can give you very bad runs.
They may even soil themselves.
omfg I think a little bit of pee came out.
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Lichee
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by Lichee » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:47 pm
DRTY wrote:Dorset! Where abouts?
Portland
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by brettheaslewood » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:51 pm
So a couple years ago this was reaching the headlines of Dorking town -
http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/Dork ... story.html
walked post local shop today to see one of them boards saying
'FAMOUS WHITE SQUIRREL BACK FROM THE DEAD'
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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by Trichome » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:16 pm
That's Brighton for you.
Oh and dubloke just to let you know I keep seeing your name on flyers everywhere.
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