Gossip at the workplace.

3za · Post by **3za** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:30 am

Filthzilla wrote:
wub wrote:Too much effort - a well timed "So, when are you due?" usually takes care of things.

That is so shit...

But everytime I look at it I PMSL.

ruckus49 · Post by **ruckus49** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:07 am

say_whut wrote:
Preach.

I've seen this shite first hand, and it is (sorry) usually the women who are the pettiest and bitchiest in an environment.

fixed

also 909 posts... very cool

kingGhost · Post by **kingGhost** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:37 am

has some women like that at my job. i fired em.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:54 am

creepy...

kingGhost · Post by **kingGhost** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:00 am

i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:11 am

kingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.

next they'll be asking for equal pay

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:19 am

Nevalo wrote:
kingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.
next they'll be asking for equal pay

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:25 am

^^^ on the nose molzie hahah

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:41 am

borrowed · Post by **borrowed** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:55 am

Way I see it, people can talk as much shit as they want about me behind my back, because I know most won't have the balls to tell me face to face how they feel. That's good enough for me.

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:32 am

burn their fucking houses down man

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:51 am

Just say you like dubstep, generate more gossip, generate more lulz

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:06 am

Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:12 am

wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.

some great advice!!!

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:37 am

wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.

This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:39 am

weedlefruit wrote:
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.

and cup size, dont forget cup size.

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:23 am

clifford_- wrote:
weedlefruit wrote:
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.
and cup size, dont forget cup size.

and shoe size. cant be shagging the BFG

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:30 am

Make some cakes. Apply powdered Ex-Lax to the cake mix w/ vanilla essence & dark chocolate to hide the taste.

Place in break out/kitchen area at work.

Let nature take it's course.

NB - This also works well if you offer to make a round of drinks then apply some eye drops to the brew, though you can get clocked doing this and people take a dim view.

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:23 pm

wub wrote:Make some cakes. Apply powdered Ex-Lax to the cake mix w/ vanilla essence & dark chocolate to hide the taste.

Place in break out/kitchen area at work.

Let nature take it's course.

NB - This also works well if you offer to make a round of drinks then apply some eye drops to the brew, though you can get clocked doing this and people take a dim view.

LOL

nicenice · Post by **nicenice** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:42 pm

If you can try and hack into one of their emails or steal their phone and send loads of lewd emails to yourself. Start showing them to people to spread word that Cassandra wants to ram your fist up her arsehole and hopefully you might get a sexual harrassment case out of it.

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