What do you think hell is like?
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What do you think hell is like?
I'm ignoring all suggestions around the 'an endless loop of Cookie Monster's discography' area.
But serious, if you do/could believe in it, what would your interpretation of it be?
Indipendent knowledge prying...
But serious, if you do/could believe in it, what would your interpretation of it be?
Indipendent knowledge prying...

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Wall to wall, pale skinned, freckly ginger haired devils.










































































































































Re: What do you think hell is like?
That would be scary. But not as scary as your father's pride confirmed to when it had a premonition of your dubstepforum posts in 30 years time.
Or something \palegingerfrecklykid
Or something \palegingerfrecklykid

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Re: What do you think hell is like?
nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
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i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.
in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.
therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven
Re: What do you think hell is like?
I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
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If christians were right, and people like fundamentalists and the westboro baptist church were the ones in heaven... fuck get me to hell. the people i want to be with would be in hell then
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Re: What do you think hell is like?
hell is the instant when you are dying and you realise your life is the only one that ever existist and you have already lived it looping eternally.
die schwerste Gewicht.
die schwerste Gewicht.
Re: What do you think hell is like?
its just like real life but you dont have any friends or family and you cant listen to good music
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Re: What do you think hell is like?
but is the groundhog fair game?cityzen wrote:I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
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I highly doubt those monsters would be in heaven.Lectric wrote:people like fundamentalists and the westboro baptist church were the ones in heaven... fuck get me to hell.
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I think this too.jugo wrote:i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.
in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.
therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven
But my view on hell is overruled by the fact that I don't think there is one. After death the maggots eat you. And you go into the ecosystem etc. No heaven. No hell. Maybe dreams.
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a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now
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Hell is like a big, male, sweaty and shirtless crowd at a Skrillex gig. And you're standing in the middle between them and they're all rubbing their sweaty chests against you.
Also there's no beer or drugs available to make it at least a bit more bearable.
Also there's no beer or drugs available to make it at least a bit more bearable.
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Re: What do you think hell is like?
so i'm game for thisruckus49 wrote:a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now
you mean a world where other paths to god and religions are accepted?
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I've always asked this question. Whenever I asked Religious Education teachers, they go on those long arse bullshit spiels that don't answer your question..deadly habit wrote:so i'm game for thisruckus49 wrote:a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now
you mean a world where other paths to god and religions are accepted?
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Re: What do you think hell is like?
seriously the qu' ran, torah and bible are all the same god, just different locations born into diff religions
if only the world was more tolerant
if only the world was more tolerant
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deadly habit wrote:but is the groundhog fair game?cityzen wrote:I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:... If you're ever in a burning building and you see smoke and smell fire, maybe it's worth getting
out...
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sir you don't understand the concept. hell won't be fun for anyone...whether or not you like evil things you won't like hell.jugo wrote:i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.
in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.
therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven
heaven is where there is no such thing as sadness, boredom, etc. and everything will be perfect.
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