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capo ultra
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by capo ultra » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:53 pm
So I just watched the video for Cher Lloyd's track 'Swagger Jagger' and the thing that upset me more than the crappy music and terrible singing is the title of the track
I'm sure it's supposed to be 'Swagger Jacker' as in:
Or are both versions applicable?
Please help me out here I am in some distress this is important stuff, thanks
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noam
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by noam » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:16 pm
yeh im pretty certain its Swagger Jacker aswell... if you get robbed you aint been 'jagged' have ya??
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capo ultra
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by capo ultra » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:25 pm
Cher Lloyd is a twat like, deliberately didn't link to her video, even for lols
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by clifford_- » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:26 pm
give it one tho still, is she legal? hope so.
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by Capture pt » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:27 pm
i just thought it was a piss poor attempt to make a rhyme. bit like what that gaga chump does, just make up words and sounds and claim it under artistic licence.
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by noam » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:35 pm
poor man's Cheryl Cole
still fit as though... but also 17...
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by wolf89 » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:45 pm
I most definitely would
but then get as far away from her as possible before she starts singing.
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by PinUp » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:52 pm
Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole! Dirty talentless pikey!
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by therapist » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:53 pm
noam wrote: poor man's Cheryl Cole
still fit as though... but also 17...
Lol. Cheryl Cole is one of the worst things about the world today.
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by noam » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:59 pm
nice to look at
i dont care at all about anything else she does
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by gnome » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:24 pm
She clearly robbed this
VIDEO
VIDEO
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by magma » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:29 pm
Swagger Jagger doesn't even make sense .
FFS.
She was the only promising thing to roll through X Factor/BGT in years and she is getting rrrrrrrrrraped by the industry already. Waste.
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by noam » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:36 pm
she'll have a couple years getting raped by the industry, then she'll mature, and find a direction, she's off to a winner anyway cos she's not in a girl group, its riskier being a solo artist but she'll probably end up doing alright
if America let her forget this abomination that is...
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by Neptune » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:42 pm
clifford_- wrote: give it one tho still, is she legal? hope so.
noam wrote: still fit as though
wolf89 wrote: I most definitely would
really?? has she undergone a transformation? i'm gonna have to watch this video.
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by hugh » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:45 pm
I tried to watch the video so that I could assess whether she is hotter than before or not.
The song was so annoying I turned it off before I could come to any sort of solid conclusion
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by Neptune » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:49 pm
hugh wrote: I tried to watch the video so that I could assess whether she is hotter than before or not.
The song was so annoying I turned it off before I could come to any sort of solid conclusion
you need to indulge in the wonders of the mute button.
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by faust.dtc » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:52 pm
I wonder if she will learn to control her facial expressions as she matures.
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by nousd » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:56 pm
more pressingly, her bowels
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by noam » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:00 pm
sd5 wrote: more pressingly, her bowels
im partial to an incontinental breakfast myself...
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