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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by butt jolokia » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:00 am

homosexuals are gay

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by garethom » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:10 am

Trousers were invented by The Man in 1986, by a link up between the KGB and HAARP.

They are symbolic of shackles, restraining the common man, whereas the skirt that everyone wore until 1986 let the legs run free, allowing man to idulge in more intellectual pursuits.

Therefore Gays = Abraham Luther Emancipation King X.

If my math is correct.

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:10 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:Men wore skirts for thousands of years before pants, and gayism was only invented in the 80's. Conspiracy?
Especially since most of human history was dominated by homosexual behavior.
The Roman empire was built on orgasms and gay felacio for goodness sake.
Lets not even get into the chinese.
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by clifford_- » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:15 am

Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:Men wore skirts for thousands of years before pants, and gayism was only invented in the 80's. Conspiracy?
Especially since most of human history was dominated by homosexual behavior.
The Roman empire was built on orgasms and gay felacio for goodness sake.
Lets not even get into the chinese.
or the ancient greeks....
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by magma » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:17 am

Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:Men wore skirts for thousands of years before pants, and gayism was only invented in the 80's. Conspiracy?
Especially since most of human history was dominated by homosexual behavior.
The Roman empire was built on orgasms and gay felacio for goodness sake.
Lets not even get into the chinese.
It's no coincidence that anal sex is known as "Greek Style" in various parts of the world too. We've spent an awfully long time making each other feel guilty about stuff we were all cool with millennia ago.

I blame St Peter.
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:24 am

clifford_- wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:Men wore skirts for thousands of years before pants, and gayism was only invented in the 80's. Conspiracy?
Especially since most of human history was dominated by homosexual behavior.
The Roman empire was built on orgasms and gay felacio for goodness sake.
Lets not even get into the chinese.
or the ancient greeks....
bloody everyone

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:26 am

Not too mention obscene amounts of hard drugs were taken back in the day.
The opium eating, etc.

Suddenly we got morals and felt guilty about all of it.
It`s when we started believing in God and guilt took over.
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by yoowan » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:32 am

Gay sex doesn't make you gay

Just like how killing someone doesn't make you a serial killer
you're not wrong, you're just an asshole

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by magma » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:48 am

Electric_Head wrote:Suddenly we got morals and felt guilty about all of it.
It`s when we started believing in God and guilt took over.
All of the cultures mentioned above believed in God or Gods. The guilt is the important thing... for some reason we all settled on a God that doesn't actually like human nature. :lol:
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Post by oprs » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:55 am

magma wrote: for some reason we all settled on a God that doesn't actually like human nature. :lol:
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:05 am

oprs wrote:
magma wrote: for some reason we all settled on a God that doesn't actually like human nature. :lol:
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by apmje » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:37 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by noam » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:18 am

oprs wrote:
magma wrote: for some reason we all settled on a God that doesn't actually like human nature. :lol:
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COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!

i think not...

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by RandomEyez » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:23 am

yoowan wrote:Gay sex doesn't make you gay
True. Being attracted to males makes you gay.

But having gay sex is pretty gay though.

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:03 pm

Random Eyez wrote:
yoowan wrote:Gay sex doesn't make you gay
True. Being strictly attracted to the same sex as one's self makes you gay.

But having gay sex is pretty gay though.
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:11 pm

Random Eyez wrote:
yoowan wrote:Gay sex doesn't make you gay
True. Being attracted to males makes you gay.

But having gay sex is pretty gay though.

But you are of course forgetting about bisexuals?

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by wub » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:20 pm

wolf89 wrote:
Random Eyez wrote:
yoowan wrote:Gay sex doesn't make you gay
True. Being attracted to males makes you gay.

But having gay sex is pretty gay though.

But you are of course forgetting about bisexuals?

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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by cityzen » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:41 pm

Dam you Wub. I had to strain to think where that was from.
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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by wub » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:43 pm

cityzen wrote:Dam you Wub. I had to strain to think where that was from.
I hate Lisa Kudrow.

Mate, I applaude your mid-90s sitcom quote recognition powers.




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Re: people being all sensitive about gayness.

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:46 pm

cityzen wrote:Dam you Wub. I had to strain to think where that was from.
I hate Lisa Kudrow.
but yet you were able to figure out that it was Lisa Kudrow.
I think that`s ammo enough for me to insult your man-hood.
So, here goes.


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