News of the World Flandal aka Puns thread

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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by badger » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:03 pm

haha thanks

shall i split this thread into another and call it that? feel a bit guilty that we've turned a genuine discussion into a punfest
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by 64hz » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:04 pm

youre setting a bad eggsample.
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by badger » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:05 pm

:(

are you pudding my leg?
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by herbalicious » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:05 pm

Vote 3 for Flandle.
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by 64hz » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:08 pm

how can the Independent run a headline "Murdoch's 'most humble day'"
without even referencing pie!!!
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by frank grimes jr. » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:10 pm

They obviously didn't phone any of us previous.
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by Liam92 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:11 pm

badger wrote:
frank grimes jr. wrote:Next we'll be hearing Rupurt has an illegitimate bun in the oven.
well at least he might still have an empire that way

you know what they say.... madeira today; scone tomorrow

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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by Shum » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:45 pm

beautiful.
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by kay » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:36 pm

badger wrote:haha thanks

shall i split this thread into another and call it that? feel a bit guilty that we've turned a genuine discussion into a punfest
I applaud your decision to make like a banana :Q:
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by TomatoAndBasil » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:22 pm

This thread made me laugh. :lol: :6:
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by magma » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:08 am

Well reading this was a good start to the day.
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Re: News of the World Scandal

Post by capo ultra » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:18 am

pkay wrote:the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by clifford_- » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:48 pm

this is the best thread ever, badger you should cake it a sticky.
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by magma » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:58 pm

clifford_- wrote:this is the best thread ever, badger you should cake it a sticky.
Serious dough, it's a choux-in for thread of the year.
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by badger » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:14 pm

if you think this thread's good you should wafer the next one
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by clifford_- » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:17 pm

ive got to rise above all this...
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by badger » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:20 pm

i think i'm running out of puns :? i'm not sure i'll bagel to continue much longer
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by oprs » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:23 pm

badger wrote:i think i'm running out of puns :? i'm not sure i'll bagel to continue much longer
:lol:
this thread had me rollin last night.
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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by badger » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:26 pm

all it needs is for a fit girl to get her baps out

(tastefully censored of course :P)

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Re: News of the World Flandal

Post by noam » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:34 pm

badger wrote:i think i'm running out of puns :? i'm not sure i'll bagel to continue much longer
running out of puns is the yeast important thing to worry about....
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