Technically you saw Mala then.Plasmic aka Hanlo wrote:murky21 wrote:I'v been touched by Princess Diana. (seriously)
^^ snap
I saw poax in budapest, shouted "poax!" - turned round - it was mala.oooopseees
Technically you failed and charity was the loser.....unless you did some bum shuffle to switch places with him.wub wrote:I was once asked to switch places with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles from Buffy/bloke from Gold Blend adverts) during a sponsored sit at the Windsor Wag & Bone show.
Electric_Head wrote:It is in fact my semen.
LA_Boxers wrote:
Technically you failed and charity was the loser.....unless you did some bum shuffle to switch places with him.wub wrote:I was once asked to switch places with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles from Buffy/bloke from Gold Blend adverts) during a sponsored sit at the Windsor Wag & Bone show.
Douche's from MTV eh?kingGhost wrote:one time i saw "jesse" the VJ from MTV at mcdonalds, by himself, late as fuck one night. he walked over to me while i was eating and asked me for directions, and i was like "aren't you the guy from mtv?" he claimed it was not him, but this was in like 2002 when he was still famous so he may have just been avoiding unwanted attn. but who else looks and sounds like that besides that fucker?
http://www.soundcloud.com/particleimami wrote:i put secret donks in all my tunes, just low enough so you can't hear them
were not worthy!
He touched your balls?particle-jim wrote:Douche's from MTV eh?kingGhost wrote:one time i saw "jesse" the VJ from MTV at mcdonalds, by himself, late as fuck one night. he walked over to me while i was eating and asked me for directions, and i was like "aren't you the guy from mtv?" he claimed it was not him, but this was in like 2002 when he was still famous so he may have just been avoiding unwanted attn. but who else looks and sounds like that besides that fucker?
I've physically assaulted this twat on several seperate occasions...
we used to be (sort of) friends coz we went to school together but he would really wind me up all the fucking time so it would often end up with me slapping him
a few months ago we randomly encountered him on the way back from the pub and he just tagged along without being invited, we went back to my friends for a smoke and he kept trying to grab my balls and stuff coz he thought it was funny so i ended up choking him out any time he came anywhere near me, harrasing pricks with jiu-jitsu is such fun
http://www.soundcloud.com/my_element_is_airparson wrote:snypadub scopes hyperdub
you don't snipe a dub
come give my pipe a rub
let's get hyper, bub
http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... ms+to+fameSheff wrote:someone dig out the "shit claims to fame" thread and merge
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:... If you're ever in a burning building and you see smoke and smell fire, maybe it's worth getting
out...
anddanny scrilla wrote:
knell wrote:One time my grandma took me aside and said that she had something very important to tell me. Then she took off a mask and revealed that she was Skrillex all along. Then he pulled off another mask to reveal that he was a marionette puppet. Then the puppet slapped me and asked me why I never call it anymore, which is when i reached up and pulled the mask off of the puppet, and it was my grandma the whole time.
Nevalo wrote:All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...
DRTY wrote:Nan is up there with my cats. Harm them; pay with your life.
wub wrote:Shenanigans
ch3 wrote:shenanigans
particle-jim wrote:why on earth was there bits of red tinfoil in my poo?
coulda sworn I unwrapped that creme egg
Oh...........wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:
Technically you failed and charity was the loser.....unless you did some bum shuffle to switch places with him.wub wrote:I was once asked to switch places with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles from Buffy/bloke from Gold Blend adverts) during a sponsored sit at the Windsor Wag & Bone show.
Wag & Bone is a dog show, mate. The dogs were doing the sitting, not the owners.
LA_Boxers wrote:Oh...........wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:
Technically you failed and charity was the loser.....unless you did some bum shuffle to switch places with him.wub wrote:I was once asked to switch places with Anthony Stewart Head (Giles from Buffy/bloke from Gold Blend adverts) during a sponsored sit at the Windsor Wag & Bone show.
Wag & Bone is a dog show, mate. The dogs were doing the sitting, not the owners.
64hz wrote:yeah wtf is a sponsered sit anyway! unless youre doing it for extreme periods of time that is the shittest sponsered thing ever! let alone when its dogs doing it!
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