Post here when you have had a poo

autobot · Post by **autobot** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:13 pm

frank grimes jr. wrote:
magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.

one of lifes most simple pleasures

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:13 pm

I just took another poop. Thank you for reminding me to poop, thread

Widowmaker · Post by **Widowmaker** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:18 pm

Yeah that was a "i wiped and nothing appeared on the tissue" shits.. sweet

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:38 pm

I only used to go once every couple of days but since ive been eating a lot of fruit ive become a lot more regular.

You can imagine my horror today when, after a bit of a wet one, I turned to find no toilet paper.

It wasn't very nice walk around the house trying to find my girlfriends face wipes.

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:44 pm

3 pages, gwan on!

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:44 pm

kidshuffle wrote:I'm currently taking a shit, just for you Firky

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:51 pm

autobot wrote:
frank grimes jr. wrote:
magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.
one of lifes most simple pleasures

i used to spend 2/3rds of my shifts on the toilet reading. no hyperbole.

i hated that job, but now im unemployed i wish i could get paid for pretending to poo.

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:59 pm

i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first

oprs · Post by **oprs** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:07 am

hasezwei wrote:i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first

fucking no amount of corn lol could cover this.

Raggles · Post by **Raggles** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:12 am

On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:27 am

i have somone lick my ass every week

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:44 am

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

i put the shower gel bottle up my bum and slide it in and out

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:10 pm

Shower gel on the middle finger and up it goes, wiggle about and make sure the inner tube gets a wipe, then scoop some warm water up there to rinse.

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:52 pm

oprs wrote:
hasezwei wrote:i honestly thought you guys were talking about shaving your assholes at first
fucking no amount of corn lol could cover this.

i see what you did there :baby:

oh and yay i've been sig'd!

zerbaman · Post by **zerbaman** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:21 pm

Poo before shower, otherwise the toilet paper gets wet and you have shit flakes in your fingers

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:27 pm

yep, nothing worse than wiping your arse with wet toilet paper and applying too much pressing then end up putting ur finger up ur bum

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:29 pm

Sheff wrote:yep, nothing worse than wiping your arse with wet toilet paper and applying too much pressing then end up putting ur finger up ur bum

Or potentially nothing better.....

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:31 pm

I feel it in the pit of my stomach ready to happen. This is gonna be one of the most bare shits of my life, black beans and whatnot, shit is going down.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:36 pm

I didn't have to go until I read the first page of this thread.
Fucking bowels, how do they work

Btw I have always shaved in the shower. Get 2 birds stoned at once.

oprs · Post by **oprs** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:26 pm

Raggles wrote:On the topic of assholes and showers...how thoroughly do you/are you supposed to clean your ass/hole?

Before I post what I do, I will examine other peoples opinions.

my gf cleans mine, followed by a clever tounge lashing.

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