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magma
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by magma » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:51 am
zerbaman wrote: magma wrote: particle-jim wrote: what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
It's a joke thread. Calm down.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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Fitzaaaaaay
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by Fitzaaaaaay » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:55 pm
Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.
MEDITATE ON WANKWEIGHT
lloydnoise
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by lloydnoise » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:39 pm
What do Maddie McCann and Maddie McCann jokes have in common?
They never get old.
parson wrote: the way you cure disease with lsd is by manipulating the matrix with your mind
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kier3wiet
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by kier3wiet » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:59 pm
particle-jim wrote: what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Hahaha! gotta remember that one
soul dead
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by soul dead » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:09 pm
lloydnoise wrote: What do Maddie McCann and Maddie McCann jokes have in common?
They never get old.
and their ability to pleasure me decreases over time.
RightOnTime27
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by RightOnTime27 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:30 am
nicenice wrote: wub wrote: A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.
This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.
VIDEO
listen to the song, as its a great one and keep listening when its over
Reamz
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by Reamz » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:09 am
borrowed wrote: VIDEO
That was....something else
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?
64hz
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by 64hz » Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:46 pm
i know someone who decided to write a book about the illusion of free will. why anyone would choose to write about that, i have no idea.
Lystric
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by Lystric » Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:23 am
AntlionUK wrote: A man walks into a bar, every night of the week, gets drunk, drives home and beats his kids.
win!
64hz
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by 64hz » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:35 pm
Fitzaaaaaay wrote: Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.
just saw this.
esfandyar
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by esfandyar » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:57 pm
this is an old one but someone mentioned it the other night.
whats the difference between jam and jelly?
I cant jelly my dick down your throat.
64hz
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by 64hz » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:04 pm
Reamz
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by Reamz » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:20 pm
Yea, like that one lol
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?
say_whut
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by say_whut » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:19 pm
Amy Winehouse walks into a bar
Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
via Facebook, don't crucify me
skimpi wrote: tacospheros wrote: you sir are one of those things on a door which you turn in order to open it
yeah you fuckin handle!!
Naan_Bread
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by Naan_Bread » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:38 pm
A mass of Helium walks in to a bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve Nobel Gases."
The Helium doesn't react.
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