Post here when you have had a poo

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:40 am

capo ultra wrote:
firky wrote: I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.
tried this once, but waiting to finish your shower til you rinse your mouth out is not the one, I'm interested in how you circumnavigate this dilemma

It's quite simple really, you'll kick yourself at the beautiful simplicity. I don't brush my teeth until the end of my other activities in the shower, then I can simply step out and rinse my mouth out with Listerine before drying.

These items come with my highest recommendation for pooin n groomin

Nivea shaving gel - no dry skin

Euthymol Toothpaste. This stuff cuts through the stinkiest of morning breath.

Because pooing is one of life's understated joys.

And finally something to read, I recommend one of the following. They're both excellent.

samdam1 · Post by **samdam1** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:16 am

capo ultra wrote:I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet

who in the fuck does that 0.0

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firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:18 am

samdam1 wrote:
capo ultra wrote:I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet
who in the fuck does that 0.0

Someone who knows how to get laid. If a lass invites you back to hers you don't leave her a dead otter in the karzi.

samdam1 · Post by **samdam1** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:39 am

firky wrote:
samdam1 wrote:
capo ultra wrote:I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet
who in the fuck does that 0.0
Someone who knows how to get laid. If a lass invites you back to hers you don't leave her a dead otter in the karzi.

ahh umad, you either have the worlds most fucked up shits or you have ocd

oprs · Post by **oprs** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:49 am

nah its out of respect for the ladies.

been with my girl for over a year, havent farted once in front of her.

gotta keep it professional

jrisreal · Post by **jrisreal** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:13 am

definitely takin it before the shower. whats the point of cleanin up and tthen ruining it by unloading yourself?

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:06 am

samdam1 wrote:
firky wrote:
samdam1 wrote:
capo ultra wrote:I hate when you have a shit at someone's house and its stinking so you flush after each drop to minimise smell, but then you worry about about wether your host thinks you are finished already because you flushed, and you have a while to go yet
who in the fuck does that 0.0
Someone who knows how to get laid. If a lass invites you back to hers you don't leave her a dead otter in the karzi.
ahh umad, you either have the worlds most fucked up shits or you have ocd

Trust me, quickest way to lose your princess is by shitting on her throne. Mario could afford to take a shit; he's a plumber by trade. A true working class hero.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:19 am

learnt some good things in this thread, gonna try them

btw my brother always buys the cheapest possibly arsepaper, I don't know how someone can disrespect their own crack so much

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:29 am

capo ultra wrote:btw my brother always buys the cheapest possibly arsepaper, I don't know how someone can disrespect their own crack so much

This reminded me why I never crapped at school - worst. bog-roll. ever. It didn't wipe so much as spread it around. Allow.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:31 am

we have 2 ply sandpaper at work.
when my ass hurt, the toilet paper didn`t help.

sinestro · Post by **sinestro** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:35 am

Sifting through this thread inspires me to hark back to a time when I blocked the shitter with no paper

Challenge, anyone?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:45 am

kidshuffle wrote:I just took another poop. Thank you for reminding me to poop, thread

this thread turned to (sloppy) shit after this.
but imo,
defaecation leads to enlightenment.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:52 am

anyone want pics?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:28 pm

you take pics?

my above post induced a nice blind mullet,
now racing seaward

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:19 pm

sd5 wrote:you take pics?

my above post induced a nice blind mullet,
now racing seaward

always, you never know when you might need vital evidence.
I could fall into the toilet at work and have no IOD evidence.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:16 pm

Protip: Take a roll from the pub on your way out when you're feeling light in the wallet.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:33 pm

Reading while you shit...I've never understood it.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:34 pm

I play poker on my blackberry whilst shitting

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:37 pm

Reading whilst shitting goes together like coffee and cigarettes.

frank grimes jr. wrote:Protip: Take a roll from the pub on your way out when you're feeling light in the wallet.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:49 pm

firky wrote:Reading whilst shitting goes together like coffee and cigarettes.

I don't smoke.

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