The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Phigure]

the stripper who you paid to dance for you?

keeper.

i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool

it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park

so naturally i tried it on.

she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card

i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'

so she used the old 'no chance' card

so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'

so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'

...

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen

godspeed

[noam]

[pandabear]

the stripper who you paid to dance for you?

keeper.

i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool

it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park

so naturally i tried it on.

she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card

i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'

so she used the old 'no chance' card

so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'

so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'

...

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen

Fun!!!
I hope you get more action next time.

[wub]

i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'

[Electric_Head]

I like the "don`t be gay" comment.

You`re like her big brother, getting in the way of her lesbian dreams.

[icanicant]

the stripper who you paid to dance for you?

keeper.

i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool

it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park

so naturally i tried it on.

she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card

i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'

so she used the old 'no chance' card

so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'

so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'

...

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen

this romantic story has got me bawling.

but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction

[Electric_Head]

but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction

and maybe a roofie or 2.

[icanicant]

but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction

and maybe a roofie or 2.

yh if it reaches the last week and nothin has happened then you are morally ok to do this.

[Electric_Head]

^agreed

she just doesn`t know what you have to offer.
drug her and show her who`s boss.

[JFK]

the stripper who you paid to dance for you?

keeper.

i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool

it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park

so naturally i tried it on.

she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card

i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'

so she used the old 'no chance' card

so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'

so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'

...

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen

Jesus Christ.... this is the funniest thing I have read in ages.

to you sir! Hope it all goes well. Keep us updated.

[finji]

gl, say no to friend zone.

[brettheaslewood]

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

underage kids are hard to please.

[firky]

My ISP is begging for me to stay, even wanting me to trial their new network for them with unlimited bandwidth and unrestricted speeds.

BUT THEY WON'T GIVE ME THE MAC CODE I ASKED FOR!! Since MurphX was taking over their customer service has gone right up the swanny and their speeds down the pan.

[LA_Boxers]

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

underage kids are hard to please.

They like their first time to be special.

[wub]

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

underage kids are hard to please.

They like their first time to be special.

What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.

[JFK]

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

underage kids are hard to please.

They like their first time to be special.

What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.

What the fuck is wrong with you lot?

[therapist]

i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?

underage kids are hard to please.

They like their first time to be special.

What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.

What the fuck is wrong with you lot?

I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.

[Electric_Head]

not even a picture

[noam]

run-of-the-mill paedo jokes

STEP IT UP PEOPLE COME ON!!

[LA_Boxers]

I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.

Say The Rapist.