The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[oprs]

dealing with ball injury's, when i was younger i got hit with a baseball down there and my left nut and my right nut switched places for a couple days,
THE WORST FUCKING PAIN IVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE. no joke, couldn't walk couldn't move. almost had to have my sac split open up the seam and re done.
Still don't know if i can have little Equalz or not.

[brettheaslewood]

you lot talking about shaving your ball hairs have nothing on me.
I had an angle grinder with a diamond cutting disk working away cutting some tiles.
The disk got a nick in it and the when the disk came round and hit the nick, the angle grinder shot out of my hands and hit me in the balls.
ON!!!!!

It ripped my pants apart and sliced through my undies.
Luckily though the underpants got wrapped around the grinder and stopped as the grinder started to cut into my scrotum.
So imagine the image of me standing with an angry angle grinder hanging from my undies between my legs, destroyed pants and a sliced scrotum.

Needless to say, it was pretty scary.

close call

[hifi]

This is the 10,000 thing that has pissed somebody off.

you pissed me off because i wanted to be the 10,000th post. b*tch

[Riddles]

My FWD tickets haven't arrived yet and their website sucks.
Its cutting it really fine cos they're being sent to my home address and then my folks are sending them on... Getting nervous that I aint gonna get em in time.

[LA_Boxers]

This is the 10,000 thing that has pissed somebody off.

you pissed me off because i wanted to be the 10,000th post. b*tch

I aint pissed!lol.

Altho all the nut sack talking has got me grimacing.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Serato prices in NZ..... seeeeriously bullshit

[Phyalow]

Serato prices in NZ..... seeeeriously bullshit

Traktor mate.

[phrex]

fucking cuntass neighbours

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Serato prices in NZ..... seeeeriously bullshit

Traktor mate.

yea i was thinking that... but even thats a rip tbh lol

ahwell... looks like chem recs is gonna get some more of my hard earned cash

[Viineri]

Had to go shopping with my mom... waited for 1,5 hours in the supermarket while she was talking on the phone... I spent 10 minutes trying to pick the perfect apple. Gah, I hate my mom sometimes

Well, on the positive side; I was zoning out and a cute girl (who works there) walked by and asked "Waiting for someone?" and winked at me

[Mehlovich]

went to the dentist yesterday. have to go back there 2 more times and it's going to cost what equals to £1000.

[PinUp]

I was gonna book Joe Nice but then my venue fucking gave away the date I had asked them to keep for me so now I have no venue might just pay joe to come and have a mix at my house!

[Pada]

Blackshaw set up an "event" on Facebook called Smash Down in Northwich Town for the night of 8 August but no one apart from the police, who were monitoring the page, turned up at the meeting point outside a McDonald's restaurant. Blackshaw was promptly arrested.

Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22, used his Facebook account in the early hours of 9 August to design a web page titled The Warrington Riots. The court was told it caused a wave of panic in the town. When he woke up the next morning with a hangover, he removed the page and apologised, saying it had been a joke. His message was distributed to 400 Facebook contacts, but no rioting broke out as a result.

They got FOUR years

[HamCrescendo]

2000 words on

"What independent research skills do undergraduates need in their first year at university? Reflect on your own experience and illustrate your answer with examples."

and im struggling to get 700, Its not the sort of question I can write alot on... independent reading, being able to understand and analyse statistics, understanding surveys. all of which i needed little of bar independent reading. Not sure if I have to get some references in there too (of what?).

This is what I get for failing social research I guess

I only wanted to study political philosophy

[Liam92]

Still got prickly nuts...

[Fused Productions]

Still got prickly nuts...

Baby oil. Use baby oil.

[bidwell]

woke up to find this posted in snh. day ruined.
not simply because of the bro, but i despise rednecks. the combination of the two nearly gave me an aneurism.

[say_whut]

Fucking spent 3 hours on Minecraft. Got a decent world spawn and found an awesome spot for a house. Build this big ass house with wood, planning on making rooms and everything. I build a bed, sleep with only one and a half hearts. Get woken by a zombie that kills me, so I spawn way back at the original starting point. How the fuck am I going to find my god damn house now

[Liam92]

Still got prickly nuts...

Baby oil. Use baby oil.

Next time:

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[therapist]

"Taste the tiger blood, as the 'full of win' something-or-other Charlie Sheen stars in Hot Shots"

God that made me feel sick. I don't know what the fuck people think the word 'win' means, but if you use it in that context you're a c*nt, there's no two ways about it.