What did your computer do today?

Mammoth · Post by **Mammoth** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:03 pm

My Porno didn't download all the way.

Mad_EP · Post by **Mad_EP** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:57 pm

It has been bored out of its CPU skull... as it has only been uploading my entire back catalog (in triplicate) all day.

I am letting it have some fun now... I just did some drones with my Monotron that I recorded to cassette that I have recorded onto my HD, drenched in reverb, and will now i'm gonna multisample the hell out of it

amphibian · Post by **amphibian** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:13 am

My computer helped me get started on a kickass deep, upbeat roller and helped search for signs of alien life in the universe.

kaiori breathe · Post by **kaiori breathe** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:39 am

It transformed into Megatron and annihilated an orphanage... Stupid laptop

Dystinkt · Post by **Dystinkt** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:45 am

kaiori breathe wrote:It transformed into Megatron and annihilated an orphanage... Stupid laptop

yeah they do that sometimes, its why some people prefer a desktop

Sine69 · Post by **Sine69** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:52 am

Worked fine, for the most part. Ableton decides to randomly not recognize Massive as a compatible plugin, but restarting live fixes it so no big deal really.

psychedelicatessen · Post by **psychedelicatessen** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:56 am

It decided that hitting the panic button won't stop feedback loops that get out of hand, a handful of limiters I had decided to quit working unless the signal exceeds 0db no matter where I put the threshold, and randomly inserting a parametric eq after any compressor causes all programs to simultaneously crash.
Other than that, my computer's been fine. Today, I wouldn't know, since I haven't been on it for a while. Unstable housing dictates how often I get to work on music, though I did just score myself a job.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:15 am

I changed the preset on a vst and the sound basically just distorted and started playing deep dark, almost human groans.
Like the devil was in my machine.
I exported it immediately and multisampled that sucker.
I still have no idea where the sound came from.

jrisreal · Post by **jrisreal** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:19 am

^^ Ahah dude thats sick! VST Posessed by the devil lol. I wana hear what it sounded like.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:32 am

I`ll post a link this evening.
Dark demented voices.

Manic Harmonic · Post by **Manic Harmonic** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:32 pm

demented voices, FUCK YEAH.
I love beautiful accidents like that. I was driving my work truck a few months back and decided to record some radio static on my phone for the hell of it... the radio starting cutting in and out between a choir song and a reggae song that were in the same key. its going in a new song im working on. i also used it as a groove template for some midi patterns. FUCK YEAH. ill post a sample too if you guys want. we should start a new thread for this.

by the way, whoever was saying this stuff only happens on pc's... i have a mac. i think most of my problem is mismatched RAM... i should have returned it when i had the chance.

Codox · Post by **Codox** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:58 pm

ableton crashed and i had to re-do a bunch of patches i made in sylenth and didnt save :/

gen_ · Post by **gen_** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:23 pm

I have a weird random issue atm where my patch files won't save properly when I save a song. Like I'll make a massive preset and save the logic file and when I reload it all the automations gone but the waves etc are saved, or Dune comes up blank. Or Vember Surge just pops instead of playing. I think it may be Logic though as saving the patches individually works fine but its looooong

mikeyp · Post by **mikeyp** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:30 pm

Probably sat on a shelf

It's in for repairs right now. Fkin fan, I won't have it back for a week

DubScience · Post by **DubScience** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:26 pm

Today my computer WASN'T a brushed aluminium twat box with fruit on it! and it worked perfectly well.. especially my professional audio editor [Soundforge] which isn't made for MAC and probably never will be... bless you Sony

elendarsilvermoon · Post by **elendarsilvermoon** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:01 am

Got stupid when I loaded up a project with shitloads of orchestral tracks, but did it anyway because it knows better than to piss me off.

gen_ · Post by **gen_** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:34 pm

DubScience wrote:Today my computer WASN'T a brushed aluminium twat box with fruit on it! and it worked perfectly well.. especially my professional audio editor [Soundforge] which isn't made for MAC and probably never will be... bless you Sony

What? A Sony Vaio running fruityloops? lol

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