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The stupidest games you've ever played

Post by pulkpull » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:16 pm

I'll go first.

Fruit World Cup.

Take 16 different types of fruit, write them down, put them in a hat and draw them out. No seeds. (There's a joke there somewhere.) Then go round the table asking everyone to pick their favourite in each match. I tell you what, the tension when watermelon was playing mango...

Apple came out on top in the end, much to my chagrin.

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Post by clifford_- » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:44 pm

i actually chuckled at the seed bit
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Post by Mammoth » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:47 pm

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Post by firky » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:50 pm

British Bulldogs.

Responsible for more cracked skulls and broken limbs than any rugby season.

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Post by 3za » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:00 pm

I used to play that game were you flip coins at a wall, and the closest to the wall wins. Can't remember what it was called? anyone ever play it?
firky wrote:British Bulldogs.
What you talking about, that use to be great fun :D
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Post by doonedave » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:20 pm

firky wrote:British Bulldogs.
i used to fucking melt when i played this.
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Post by capo ultra » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:24 pm

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Post by limb » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:25 pm

3za wrote:I used to play that game were you flip coins at a wall, and the closest to the wall wins. Can't remember what it was called? anyone ever play it?

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Post by Shum » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:28 pm

Dragon Dice

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Still have loads of them floating about somewhere in my house.

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Post by bjackman » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:10 pm

Table Rugby anyone?
Sit opposite your opponent at one of these:
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(which were fucking awesome by the way - they top was a lid so you could keep all your shit underneath - i was gutted when my school finally ditched them)
put a 2p coin hanging over the edge near you, you then get 3 flicks to try and get it to hang over your opponent's edge. then you have to reach over, flick it up into the air with your fingers and catch it to score a "try".
your opponent then makes "rugby posts" with his thumbs and forefingers. you spin the coin on the table. then as it spins you have to trap it between your thumbs and use them to flick it through the rugby posts for the "conversion".
can be combined with the "flick a coin at each other's knuckles" game.

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Post by magma » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:16 pm

School coin games were the one.

We used to play with 2ps, get it spinning on it's side and then take it in turns round a circle flicking it to keep it spinning.

The twist was that whoever let it drop had to put their fist knuckles-down on the table, whilst someone got a "free flick"... firing the coin as hard as they could against the loser's knuckles.

I *still* have scarred knuckles from this... tbh, it's amazing nobody got Tetanus!


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Post by firky » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:21 pm

3za wrote:I used to play that game were you flip coins at a wall, and the closest to the wall wins. Can't remember what it was called? anyone ever play it?
firky wrote:British Bulldogs.
What you talking about, that use to be great fun :D
It was fun up until you smashed your elbow (or worse, skull) on the concrete of the playground. :mrgreen:

Was it really brutal at your school?
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Post by incnic » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:46 pm

i fuckign hate halo
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Post by wub » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:47 pm

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Post by jameshk » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:32 pm

'brickie' at boarding school.

Used to find a large peice of brick, or stone, and stand at each side of a walled alley. Take turns in throwing the brick at eachother. Whoever got hit lost.

Looking back at it, it was pretty retarded. many, many, many injuries.
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Post by particle-jim » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:37 pm

knees up... the ultimate endurance game
basically you sit opposite each other and take it in turns to punch each other in the kneecaps until someone quits, games can go on for hours at a time
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Post by brettheaslewood » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:38 pm

jameshk wrote:'brickie' at boarding school.

Used to find a large peice of brick, or stone, and stand at each side of a walled alley. Take turns in throwing the brick at eachother. Whoever got hit lost.

Looking back at it, it was extremely retarded. many, many, many injuries.
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