Thinking with your cock

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:09 pm

I am enjoying two weeks off work until a girl from work called me asking a favour. She wanted me to cover her six hour shift this Sunday and I agreed. I agreed because I thought she'd be so grateful she may open her legs to me or suck my cock. She just looks so f'ing fight in her nurse's scrubs

Yes I am that naive and shallow. I Can't be the only one so easily lead by their cock?

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:49 pm

The other week I helped some hot blonde northern lass that had forgotten she didn't bring her car to asda, So dropped all of the 4 or 5 bags of shopping she had bought.
Walked back to hers with her with my arms fully filled with all of this loose shopping on the off chance she'd thank me without words
To be fair, I would've helped anyway but a large part of me thought she'd just let me drill her to say thanks. Didn't pay off.

Could barely carry it aswell

Broken arm

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:19 pm

I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.

I'm 16

brasco · Post by **brasco** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:34 pm

firky wrote:I am enjoying two weeks off work until a girl from work called me asking a favour. She wanted me to cover her six hour shift this Sunday and I agreed. I agreed because I thought she'd be so grateful she may open her legs to me or suck my cock. She just looks so f'ing fight in her nurse's scrubs

Yes I am that naive and shallow. I Can't be the only one so easily lead by their cock?

you are certainly not alone! most of the time though you get nowhere and they still manage to take the piss

women know what they are doing damn it

Astral · Post by **Astral** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:44 pm

Rarely happens for me. My laziness usually outweighs my libido.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:51 pm

i love the ones who are all sweetness till you say 'no' to whatever they want and then instantly they bitch out and storm off

always makes me LOL

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:56 pm

Hordes wrote:I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.

I'm 16

Cock is the number one guidance tool though. I am polite and super generous if you've got tits and yes, doors will be held open for you.

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Normally I frown upon posting girls' pics as though they're bits of meat but I want to show you the gravity of the situation. She's the one on the left with glasses.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:01 pm

very cute

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:03 pm

Should see her when she's naked all but her scrubs :drool:

brasco · Post by **brasco** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:06 pm

i can see your conundrum haha, i say continue to be shallow and naive!!

Astral · Post by **Astral** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:12 pm

lets face it though, you know shes not going to put out. She probably knows shes a bit of alright and has you on a leash

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:15 pm

I don't want a relationship. I just want rough minimalistic meaningless sex - it would probably all be over in two minutes. I don't know why she'd object.

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:19 pm

I would've said no, but that I'd be more than willing to change shifts with her vibrator. That'll show her who's boss.

Viineri · Post by **Viineri** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:22 pm

firky wrote:Normally I frown upon posting girls' pics as though they're bits of meat but I want to show you the gravity of the situation. She's the one on the left with glasses.

Pics or didnt happen!!!111 ... o wait?

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:23 pm

Yo we're having rough meaningless sex right now while laughing at this thread. Suck it firks!

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:27 pm

firky wrote:I don't want a relationship. I just want rough minimalistic meaningless sex - it would probably all be over in two minutes. I don't know why she'd object.

did you just describe sex as 'minimalistic'

i...

but....

h..

..

*sigh*

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:34 pm

minimalistic = no fisting foreplay - get in there and do a bang and a squirt. It's just an itch that needs to be scratched.

south3rn · Post by **south3rn** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:38 pm

noam wrote:i love the ones who are all sweetness till you say 'no' to whatever they want and then instantly they bitch out and storm off

always makes me LOL

are you implying there are women who do not act like this?

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:40 pm

south3rn wrote:
noam wrote:i love the ones who are all sweetness till you say 'no' to whatever they want and then instantly they bitch out and storm off

always makes me LOL
are you implying there are women who do not act like this?

my mistake

some bitch out and storm off even when you do what they want..

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