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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by brasco » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:43 pm

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by weedlefruit » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:34 pm

firky wrote:minimalistic = no fisting foreplay - get in there and do a bang and a squirt. It's just an itch that needs to be scratched.


Hahahahaha "Do a bang and a squirt." Might have found a new Sig right there :cornlol:
firky wrote:minimalistic = no fisting foreplay - get in there and do a bang and a squirt.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by jameshk » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:19 pm

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Mr Hyde » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:26 pm

thinking with your cock is underrated, too much rational thinking would make for a dull life hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by noam » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:28 pm

Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
wait wait wait wait wait...

thats a bad thing???
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by __________ » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:31 pm

Hordes wrote:I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.





I'm 16
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Mr Hyde » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:36 pm

noam wrote:
Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
wait wait wait wait wait...

thats a bad thing???
guess it depends on how much!
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by noam » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:38 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:
noam wrote:
Mr Hyde wrote: hooking up with a girl that reminds you of your mum.
wait wait wait wait wait...

thats a bad thing???
guess it depends on how much!
i suppose its bad if she's like, really similar to your mum....

cos if she's not exactly the same i just wouldn't be satisfied
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:40 pm

My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Mr Hyde » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:47 pm

firky wrote:My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.

:-|
pics or stfu!
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by weedlefruit » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:53 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:
firky wrote:My mates tell me my mum's pretty hot for 65.

:-|
pics or stfu!
firky wrote:minimalistic = no fisting foreplay - get in there and do a bang and a squirt.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:16 pm

My dad got her online.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by jackg » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:42 pm

£10 Bag wrote:
Hordes wrote:I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.





I'm 16
Sort it out, jeeeeesus

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Phigure » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:58 am

masturbate before making any decision involving a female
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Raggles » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:02 am

Phigure wrote:masturbate before making any decision involving a female
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Phigure » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:08 am

although she is pretty fucking cute so i'd say good call
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by nousd » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:11 am

^^ yeah, sadly

the drive doesn't feel like thinking...doesn't feel neural
more a hormonal tsunami that overwhelms rationality

meanwhile poor old cockbrain thinks: by doing sex it'll go away
but it keeps coming back
and back
like an unpluggable leak

come, withdraw, sleep, arouse
arouse, come, withdraw, sleep
sleep, arouse, come, withdraw
withdraw, sleep, arouse, come

it's slavery to orgasm
& even though I'm not looking forward to it
I suspect old-age will have the one compensation:
freedom from libido

meanwhile Firky good luck,
I hope she finds you mutually fuckworthy.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by 3rdeye » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:38 am

sd5 wrote:^^ yeah, sadly

the drive doesn't feel like thinking...doesn't feel neural
more a hormonal tsunami that overwhelms rationality

meanwhile poor old cockbrain thinks: by doing sex it'll go away
but it keeps coming back
and back
like an unpluggable leak

come, withdraw, sleep, arouse
arouse, come, withdraw, sleep
sleep, arouse, come, withdraw
withdraw, sleep, arouse, come

it's slavery to orgasm
& even though I'm not looking forward to it
I suspect old-age will have the one compensation:
freedom from libido

meanwhile Firky good luck,
I hope she finds you mutually fuckworthy.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Mysius » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:53 am

sd5 wrote:it's slavery to orgasm
Indeed. To use Frankie Boyle's analogy it's like 'being strapped to a luncatic for 30 years.' Some of the worst decision I have ever made involve women. The perils of the libido.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Siderealdb » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:25 am

Phigure wrote:masturbate before making any decision involving a female
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