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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by legend4ry » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:31 am

This happened to me the other day.. Wednesday actually.

Some girl was ahead of me as I was going to a meeting, kept the door open so I smiled and said thanks, walked behind (looked at her arse, was a good 8/10) then she goes through the same door I am about to; opens it up holds it open again - I say thanks and smile again. She smiles back and I go sit down waiting for my meeting, she sits next to me and I look over and she goes into her pocket and I think shes bringing her phone out to give me her number. Thought I was in there proper!


It was a pack of polo's

















and she didn't offer me one.


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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wormcode » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:02 am

Lol burn.

Do you think she's telling a similar story on some other forum? I wonder how she rated your behind.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wub » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:20 am

firky wrote:Used to be fuck buddies.

Can't hear that term without thinking of this;


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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Atac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:22 am

^^ I always felt extremely uncomfortable during that little singing bit :lol: :lol:

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by __________ » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:50 pm

firky wrote:Update.

OK I have literally got off the phone ten minutes ago from speaking to this girl. I was immersed in music and doing a flyer in photoshop when the phone rang, I saw her name, my heart leapt, my boxers became more constricted. "Hiya baaabe!" she says, "I was wondering, how like you're doing my morning part of the shift on Sunday, and like erm finish at 2pm... well I was like wondering if you could do the full 12 hour shift?"

The mother fucking hustler. :a:

I said no and now have probably forfeited all my chances of rough sex with her :(
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Liam92 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:55 pm

Use my brain about 1/100 of the time and my cock 99/100

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:49 pm

Further update:

No pootang and I found out she's moving to Heaton.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by brasco » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:03 pm

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:09 pm

She has over 400 photos on Facebook. About 3 of which I reckon I can kick start a wank with.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Gewze » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:43 pm

if shes partially naked under the scrubs. get in an 'accident' with a small hook like object and remove said clothing. BUT remember pull firmly not sharply, you dont want to go through that trouble only to have ripped them.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wormcode » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:28 am

firky wrote:She has over 400 photos on Facebook. About 3 of which I reckon I can kick start a wank with.
If she's moving then might as well give it a go, see if she's up for a night of fun. If not, she's leaving anyway so there shouldn't be any awkwardness later.

Oops I forgot to think with my cock. I meant post those pics up when she leaves.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Gewze wrote:if shes partially naked under the scrubs.
I know everyone is partially naked under their outer most clothing but...

the thought of her being bare naked under such flimsy cotton :oops:
when she walks upstairs and the fabric clings to her pert shapely arse :oops:
the way it gently hugs the natural folds of her body delicately enough to see real intimate detail (yes am talking about twix-lips). :oops:

etc. etc.

ARGH!!!!!! FRUSTRATION.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Siderealdb » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:10 am

firky wrote:
Gewze wrote:if shes partially naked under the scrubs.
I know everyone is partially naked under their outer most clothing but...

the thought of her being bare naked under such flimsy cotton :oops:
when she walks upstairs and the fabric clings to her pert shapely arse :oops:
the way it gently hugs the natural folds of her body delicately enough to see real intimate detail (yes am talking about twix-lips). :oops:

etc. etc.

ARGH!!!!!! FRUSTRATION.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by sixamsedna » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:26 am

noam wrote:i love the ones who are all sweetness till you say 'no' to whatever they want and then instantly they bitch out and storm off

always makes me LOL
That one's my favorite! I've been doing this lately. Most of my life been a nice guy (still am) but when it came to women I was quick to export (just kidding) was quick to submit. I finally grew some balls one day, and just flat out said "No" to this cute blonde (who has a habit of always asking guys for notes in our class, whenever she skips the lecture). She used to ask this dude who sat to the left of her but he wasn't there, so she turned to her right (me) and asked me in this bubbly cutesy way hoping I'll submit. I was in a less than stellar mood that morning due to a hangover, so the moment she asked me for them notes, I turned to her, as she's all smiling and grinning to her ears, in the most serious tone just flat out said "No" - you had to see the expression on her face going from smiles to an instant shock. It was so fucking funny now that I remember it. It also made me feel kinda awesome - not because I was all "asshole" on that chick, but because I usually submit to chicks, and this was the first time I didn't. It felt good.

Now I try to make it a habit when I see the first, obvious signs of girls trying to "use" me. Other times, I'm ok.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by antipode » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:02 am

this thread reminds me to book an appointment at the clinic
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by hifi » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:59 am

firky wrote:I am enjoying two weeks off work until a girl from work called me asking a favour. She wanted me to cover her six hour shift this Sunday and I agreed. I agreed because I thought she'd be so grateful she may open her legs to me or suck my cock. She just looks so f'ing fight in her nurse's scrubs :oops:

Yes I am that naive and shallow. I Can't be the only one so easily lead by their cock?
ahahah you are most definitely not the only one.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Siderealdb » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:06 am

epochalypso wrote:this thread reminds me to book an appointment at the clinic
I as well. Summers been crazy.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by hifi » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:20 am

firky wrote:She has over 400 photos on Facebook. About 3 of which I reckon I can kick start a wank with.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
epochalypso wrote:this thread reminds me to book an appointment at the clinic
:lol: :lol:
Siderealdb wrote:
firky wrote:
Gewze wrote:if shes partially naked under the scrubs.
I know everyone is partially naked under their outer most clothing but...

the thought of her being bare naked under such flimsy cotton :oops:
when she walks upstairs and the fabric clings to her pert shapely arse :oops:
the way it gently hugs the natural folds of her body delicately enough to see real intimate detail (yes am talking about twix-lips). :oops:

etc. etc.

ARGH!!!!!! FRUSTRATION.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by hifi » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:29 am

firky wrote:Update.

OK I have literally got off the phone ten minutes ago from speaking to this girl. I was immersed in music and doing a flyer in photoshop when the phone rang, I saw her name, my heart leapt, my boxers became more constricted. "Hiya baaabe!" she says, "I was wondering, how like you're doing my morning part of the shift on Sunday, and like erm finish at 2pm... well I was like wondering if you could do the full 12 hour shift?"

The mother fucking hustler. :a:

I said no and now have probably forfeited all my chances of rough sex with her :(
AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by antipode » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:45 am

Hypefiend wrote:
firky wrote:Update.

OK I have literally got off the phone ten minutes ago from speaking to this girl. I was immersed in music and doing a flyer in photoshop when the phone rang, I saw her name, my heart leapt, my boxers became more constricted. "Hiya baaabe!" she says, "I was wondering, how like you're doing my morning part of the shift on Sunday, and like erm finish at 2pm... well I was like wondering if you could do the full 12 hour shift?"

The mother fucking hustler. :a:

I said no and now have probably forfeited all my chances of rough sex with her :(
AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml
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