Poundland you magnificent bastards

[firky]

Well it's Engrish init. God knows what you get when you google 'German Flag' from a Chinese 'state' search engine. |

[mrdii]

Headphones: There's all kinds of them all for £1 - even sets of 2 which work out at 50p each! I'm on a hell of a run right now, had some which have lasted about 2 months, usually they die by now!

[Karoshi]

don't ever go into poundland and try to buy a single can of pop, the checkout girl will look at you like you just pissed on her nan.

[dubloke]

don't ever go into poundland and try to buy a single can of pop, the checkout girl will look at you like you just pissed on her nan.

[weedlefruit]

I need to get involved in one of these tak mecca's. We had one opened my chico or something equally lame in my old town but it was soon swamped by ingrates. That part of the shopping centre has a constant smell and constant group of people loitering outside.

They always seemed to seel mutlipacks of cheap foreign rizla with their chocolate.

[WhosZena]

buying jazzles (chocolate consisting of sugar and water) from 99p shop
picked up something at the counter "how much is this"
woman gave me the most patronizing look ever

[WhosZena]

My area. We have a new, VAT friendly breed of pound shops

'One pound and more'

[gnome]

I heard on the news that due to the high rate of inflation pound stores will struggle at having such wonderful stock due to not being able to sell the items at "magnificent value".

They have already taken our bags of sugar.

[firky]

Euro-stretcher sounds like a porn-flick.

[particle-jim]

My area. We have a new, VAT friendly breed of pound shops

'One pound and more'

in deptford it's the 99p+ shop

[mrdii]

Euro-stretcher sounds like a porn-flick.

Actually lol'd. Best thing I've read all week.

[Rekah]

I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.

this

I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought ).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:



literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/

was interested, read the first review on imdb

was shocked by the openness and bohemian nature of the first reviewer

i quote

Amateurish in every respect. Not watchable. This movie was a big disappointment for my wife daughter.

you beat me to it, that review cracks me up, seriously though what did the guy expect when he was buying it, its called billy owens for fuck sake

[Pedro Sánchez]

I got Worzel Gummidge season one dvd from quid shop, never been so exited buying a dvd before. Good Times.

[hugh]

my gosh I really want to watch the Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens now! Anyone seen any of the delta force movies?

[wub]

Ok, just got one of those "4 films on 2 double sided DVDs" sets they have in Poundland, featuring;

[AxeD]

just pissed on her nan.

Poundland

[gnome]

Ok, just got one of those "4 films on 2 double sided DVDs" sets they have in Poundland, featuring;

Dragon fighter that one is quality. Watch out for the disappearing acts which involve throwing a smoke bomb and standing in the same spot until the camera cuts.