Sex with your clone: gay?

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How would you classify "having sex with your clone"?

As gay as the UKF forum's and General Discussion's love child
37
45%
Masturbation gone wild
28
34%
Totally straight, nothing gay about it (even though my own dick is in my ass)
6
7%
I'm waiting for portal technology/time travel to be invented to do some experimental work
7
8%
Bestiality (because I'm a stud)
5
6%
 
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by wub » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:33 pm

If you travelled back in time and had sex with a pre-teen version of yourself, would it be paedophilia?

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:38 pm

wub wrote:If you travelled back in time and had sex with a pre-teen version of yourself, would it be paedophilia?
You`d be having sex with a pre-teen wouldn`t you?
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by particle-jim » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:47 pm

Raggles wrote:Also, why would the gayness of your clone fingering your asshole be any different then you, yourself, fingering your asshole?
since when did receiving a finger in the bum become gay? why was i not informed?
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by fassyman » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:56 pm

£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by particle-jim » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:59 pm

fassyman wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be
even a womans finger?
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Mr Hyde » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:04 pm

fassyman wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by fassyman » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:09 pm

particle-jim wrote:
fassyman wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be
even a womans finger?
even a womans finger. it just seems an inappropriate place for a finger to be
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by nousd » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:14 pm

gayness
as i understand it
is about who you love

in theory you could be gay
& never have homosexual sex

or have lots of hetero sex
but never fall in love

there's a million google responses to loving yourself
most of which are encouraging
& don't even mention narcissism

so where does having sex with your clone fall?

presumably you'd be relaxed with yourself
(otherwise masturbation is problematic)
which is important

and presumably you'd be willing
which is much more important
(the concept of not being comfortable with your own sexual being is probably the most bizzaro aspect of this whole deal)

so there I stand
confronted with my own arousal
am I thus gay?

or simply opportunistic?
using any tool, real or imaginary, to get off

what if I'm ugly, repulsive even?
& wilt in my presence?
hardly gay
tho impotence doesn't unpotentiate love

But, in this scenario
I find myself attractive
I want to lick it, kiss it, hold it, caress it
& the urge is irrepressible

And, in my case, the other is male
which just happens to resemble me
is me, in my wildest dreams,
in flesh & independent thought

is it gay?
can it be love?

hmmm

it's spooky,
but in the end
it's just another face,
another being
whose desperation to be connected
overcomes their reticence

whose metabolism
drives them to seek stimulation
by others, by self
to squirt & become receptacle

in the inescapable biology of
neurone firings within the dinosaur brainstem

it's available...
put it in
create friction
expel yourself

it be yourself is irrelevant
it be yourself is surmountable,
involves no preconcievable scruples
so is permissable

which leaves
next time
the accumulation of events
trailing behind my swim forward

sex with self
tick

but it wasn't as good as
when I looked into her eyes
&
despite the void of our seperate existences
we comingled
& called each others' names

now that was love

beyond straight or gay
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by frank grimes jr. » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:22 pm

Well as a narcissist, I think a conversation with myself would just be top notch.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by pdomino » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:35 pm

I'd be too busy trying to kick the shit out of myself.
My opinion is anything going on... in or around the shit pipe is homoerotic.
Stuff comes out and should go up. Simple

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by particle-jim » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:30 pm

fassyman wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
fassyman wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be
even a womans finger?
even a womans finger. it just seems an inappropriate place for a finger to be
is getting checked for prostate cancer gay then?

also, i've done shits way larger than any finger i've ever seen... by comparison the slender finger of a lady is almost a treat
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by frank grimes jr. » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:32 pm

particle-jim wrote:also, i've done shits way larger than any finger i've ever seen... by comparison the slender finger of a lady is almost a treat
Forearm business.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by DRTY » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:34 pm

particle-jim wrote:
also, i've done shits way larger than any finger i've ever seen... by comparison the slender finger of a lady is almost a treat
fucking LOL. But a good point.

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by RandoRando » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:47 pm

First I would kill the clone, then proceed
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by fassyman » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:52 pm

particle-jim wrote:
fassyman wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
fassyman wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:It wouldn't happen. I don't want a willy up my bum, or to willy someone else's bum, so I don't see why my clone would.
pretty much this tbh lol

also, finger up the bum is pretty gay imho, whoevers finger it may be
even a womans finger?
even a womans finger. it just seems an inappropriate place for a finger to be
is getting checked for prostate cancer gay then?
totally gay
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by magma » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:00 pm

They have a separate personality.

It's totally gay.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by hasezwei » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:11 pm

sd5 wrote:gayness
as i understand it
is about who you love

in theory you could be gay
& never have homosexual sex

or have lots of hetero sex
but never fall in love

there's a million google responses to loving yourself
most of which are encouraging
& don't even mention narcissism

so where does having sex with your clone fall?

presumably you'd be relaxed with yourself
(otherwise masturbation is problematic)
which is important

and presumably you'd be willing
which is much more important
(the concept of not being comfortable with your own sexual being is probably the most bizzaro aspect of this whole deal)

so there I stand
confronted with my own arousal
am I thus gay?

or simply opportunistic?
using any tool, real or imaginary, to get off

what if I'm ugly, repulsive even?
& wilt in my presence?
hardly gay
tho impotence doesn't unpotentiate love

But, in this scenario
I find myself attractive
I want to lick it, kiss it, hold it, caress it
& the urge is irrepressible

And, in my case, the other is male
which just happens to resemble me
is me, in my wildest dreams,
in flesh & independent thought

is it gay?
can it be love?

hmmm

it's spooky,
but in the end
it's just another face,
another being
whose desperation to be connected
overcomes their reticence

whose metabolism
drives them to seek stimulation
by others, by self
to squirt & become receptacle

in the inescapable biology of
neurone firings within the dinosaur brainstem

it's available...
put it in
create friction
expel yourself

it be yourself is irrelevant
it be yourself is surmountable,
involves no preconcievable scruples
so is permissable

which leaves
next time
the accumulation of events
trailing behind my swim forward

sex with self
tick

but it wasn't as good as
when I looked into her eyes
&
despite the void of our seperate existences
we comingled
& called each others' names

now that was love

beyond straight or gay
longest.
sd5 post.
ever.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by mIrReN » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:22 pm

nvm.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by ketamine » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:24 pm

this thread is gay

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by noam » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:27 pm

if ytou filmed yourself taking a shit and wound it back and forth in a loop would that be gay??

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