Sex with your clone: gay?

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How would you classify "having sex with your clone"?

As gay as the UKF forum's and General Discussion's love child
37
45%
Masturbation gone wild
28
34%
Totally straight, nothing gay about it (even though my own dick is in my ass)
6
7%
I'm waiting for portal technology/time travel to be invented to do some experimental work
7
8%
Bestiality (because I'm a stud)
5
6%
 
Total votes: 83

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Kodachrome » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:36 pm

sd5 wrote:gayness
as i understand it
is about who you love

in theory you could be gay
& never have homosexual sex

or have lots of hetero sex
but never fall in love

there's a million google responses to loving yourself
most of which are encouraging
& don't even mention narcissism

so where does having sex with your clone fall?

presumably you'd be relaxed with yourself
(otherwise masturbation is problematic)
which is important

and presumably you'd be willing
which is much more important
(the concept of not being comfortable with your own sexual being is probably the most bizzaro aspect of this whole deal)

so there I stand
confronted with my own arousal
am I thus gay?

or simply opportunistic?
using any tool, real or imaginary, to get off

what if I'm ugly, repulsive even?
& wilt in my presence?
hardly gay
tho impotence doesn't unpotentiate love

But, in this scenario
I find myself attractive
I want to lick it, kiss it, hold it, caress it
& the urge is irrepressible

And, in my case, the other is male
which just happens to resemble me
is me, in my wildest dreams,
in flesh & independent thought

is it gay?
can it be love?

hmmm

it's spooky,
but in the end
it's just another face,
another being
whose desperation to be connected
overcomes their reticence

whose metabolism
drives them to seek stimulation
by others, by self
to squirt & become receptacle

in the inescapable biology of
neurone firings within the dinosaur brainstem

it's available...
put it in
create friction
expel yourself

it be yourself is irrelevant
it be yourself is surmountable,
involves no preconcievable scruples
so is permissable

which leaves
next time
the accumulation of events
trailing behind my swim forward

sex with self
tick

but it wasn't as good as
when I looked into her eyes
&
despite the void of our seperate existences
we comingled
& called each others' names

now that was love

beyond straight or gay
That was beautiful...
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by noam » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:38 pm

Kodachrome wrote:
sd5 wrote:gayness
as i understand it
is about who you love

in theory you could be gay
& never have homosexual sex

or have lots of hetero sex
but never fall in love

there's a million google responses to loving yourself
most of which are encouraging
& don't even mention narcissism

so where does having sex with your clone fall?

presumably you'd be relaxed with yourself
(otherwise masturbation is problematic)
which is important

and presumably you'd be willing
which is much more important
(the concept of not being comfortable with your own sexual being is probably the most bizzaro aspect of this whole deal)

so there I stand
confronted with my own arousal
am I thus gay?

or simply opportunistic?
using any tool, real or imaginary, to get off

what if I'm ugly, repulsive even?
& wilt in my presence?
hardly gay
tho impotence doesn't unpotentiate love

But, in this scenario
I find myself attractive
I want to lick it, kiss it, hold it, caress it
& the urge is irrepressible

And, in my case, the other is male
which just happens to resemble me
is me, in my wildest dreams,
in flesh & independent thought

is it gay?
can it be love?

hmmm

it's spooky,
but in the end
it's just another face,
another being
whose desperation to be connected
overcomes their reticence

whose metabolism
drives them to seek stimulation
by others, by self
to squirt & become receptacle

in the inescapable biology of
neurone firings within the dinosaur brainstem

it's available...
put it in
create friction
expel yourself

it be yourself is irrelevant
it be yourself is surmountable,
involves no preconcievable scruples
so is permissable

which leaves
next time
the accumulation of events
trailing behind my swim forward

sex with self
tick

but it wasn't as good as
when I looked into her eyes
&
despite the void of our seperate existences
we comingled
& called each others' names

now that was love

beyond straight or gay
That was gay...

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by brasco » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:52 pm

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by magma » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:47 pm

noam wrote:if ytou filmed yourself taking a shit and wound it back and forth in a loop would that be gay??
No, it'd be "Tuesday".
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by RandoRando » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:28 pm

noam wrote:if ytou filmed yourself taking a shit and wound it back and forth in a loop would that be gay??
no that would be entertaining. Pitch down, resample, ????????, profit.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Viineri » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:24 pm



I win.

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by kentnz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:10 am

Not gay at all and I would fuck myself no doubt.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Naan_Bread » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:40 pm

NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:Would you suck your own dick if you could? I sure wouldn't. Seems to be about the same thing.
Totally off subject, but I know someone who can. :o

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by LACE » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:43 pm

I imagine sucking your own dick to be like tickling yourself.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by NilsFG » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:45 pm

LACE wrote:I imagine sucking your own dick to be like tickling yourself.
The question stands for women too by the way.

The sex would be like scissoring and shit.

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by LACE » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:48 pm

''AWW YAA SCISSOR ME TIMBERZZ''

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:20 pm

NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:Would you suck your own dick if you could? I sure wouldn't. Seems to be about the same thing.
So you like your dick in a male mouth or your mouth on a dick, which one is it?
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by wub » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:24 pm

This is fucking quality in Spanish :lol:


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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by NW_DUBAHOLIC » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:49 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:Would you suck your own dick if you could? I sure wouldn't. Seems to be about the same thing.
So you like your dick in a male mouth or your mouth on a dick, which one is it?
Like your dick in your mouth aka self fellatio :corndance:

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Also a kid that went to my school filmed himself shitting on the ground and picking it up and putting it in the toilet and sent it to a guy on the internet for $50 over paypal :a:
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Shum » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:55 pm

NW DUBAHOLIC wrote: Also a kid that went to my school filmed himself shitting on the ground and picking it up and putting it in the toilet and sent it to a guy on the internet for $50 over paypal :a:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by skimpi » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:16 pm

NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:Would you suck your own dick if you could? I sure wouldn't. Seems to be about the same thing.
i dunno tho cos like sucking your own dick isnt someone else doing it. would you let another guy wank you off, or even your clone. havin a cheeky little wank is aite, but if another dude is doing it, even if it is another you, its totes gay.
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by kay » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:36 pm

It'd probably be considered gay tsecni. Like having sex with your twin.

It should also be considered as having gay sex. Which is not the same as being gay. Gay porn actors aren't necessarily gay after all.

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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by NW_DUBAHOLIC » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:39 pm

skimpi wrote:
NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:Would you suck your own dick if you could? I sure wouldn't. Seems to be about the same thing.
i dunno tho cos like sucking your own dick isnt someone else doing it. would you let another guy wank you off, or even your clone. havin a cheeky little wank is aite, but if another dude is doing it, even if it is another you, its totes gay.
So are you saying it's cool if you suck your own dick? :corntard:
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Re: Sex with your clone: gay?

Post by Clean » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:49 pm

I am sorry to even mention this, but what if your clone has its way with you (aka rape). :corncry:
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