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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:49 pm

some unknown gastric disease... Dr's cant pinpoint what it is either, had it for the best part of 2 years, means i cant drink alcohol without instantly getting sick

asthma

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Duffman » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:27 am

Had a rare heart condition that was only noted in countries in Africa.


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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Herbimore » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:07 am

Psoriatic Arthritis :s

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by kingGhost » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:38 am

alcoholism. :corncry:
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by horse » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:00 am

chronic joint pain in my hip which is out of alignment, that spreads through my leg to my knee
constant lower back pain
history of clinical depression and mood disorders
allergic to penicillin
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by wub » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:03 am

Y'all a bunch of unhealthy motherfuckers.

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Gewze » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:34 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperthyroidism but had it removed
asthma
mild hypochondria
painful lowerback
have the ginger gene (escaped the hair but have fair skin)
plus i have heart problems waiting for me when i get older :corncry:

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Neptune » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:38 am

I got chicken pox when I was 13.

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by DRTY » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:42 am

wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Carljnrendora » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:02 am

Rippling muscle disease



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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by jameshk » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:33 am

Asthma, insomnia and aspergers syndrome. I can get quite depressed often too but thats usually when i havn't been sleeping much. Oh yeah tinitus and ibs. alergic to a fuck load of things too, thinking about it im not a healhy person for shit..
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:47 am

spastic colon and sinus
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Post by particle-jim » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:02 pm

you don't even want to know about my 'ailments'...
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by lloydnoise » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:09 pm

got a dodgy eardrum in my right ear, nearly 1/3 volume sometimes (especially when I get a cold) that's about it tho
doesn't affect me too much cos I've had it since I was about 3 so I guess mty brain compensates somehow. I can localise sound as good as the next man so I don't look around like a derk when someone calls my name behind me
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Mr Hyde » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:13 pm

I've got tinnitus, but that's about it- apart from a wonky shoulder from a motorbike accident.

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:16 pm

tinnitus is a std I think amongst most of us here
lloydnoise - I have the same right ear drum volume problem.
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Herbimore » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:50 pm

wub wrote:Y'all a bunch of unhealthy motherfuckers.
To be fair it's not really a measure of health. I have perfect blood pressure, great lungs, only 11% body fat and I train muay thai several times a week. It just sucks that from time I get so much pain that I am unable to walk easily and my skin flares up. So I have to sit on the sofa thinking how much it sucks because underneath all that, I am super healthy!

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by bright maroon » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:48 pm

OH!...and I can't drink brown liquors...
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
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