What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:31 pm

particle-jim wrote:Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia
ooooooh, sounds clinical.
then again, some folks will keep asking him for K.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:33 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia
ooooooh, sounds clinical.
then again, some folks will keep asking him for K.
Drew 'The Vivisectionist' Heredia might be better then
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by noam » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:33 pm

magma wrote:You can kill an otter in about a second.... just kick its face off.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Gewze » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:34 pm

particle-jim wrote:Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia
:lol:

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:37 pm

particle-jim wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia
ooooooh, sounds clinical.
then again, some folks will keep asking him for K.
Drew 'The Vivisectionist' Heredia might be better then
This is turning into a "what would your porn name be"
Take your first street you lived on and your first dog.

Mine would be Sergeant Walter.
The decimator.

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:43 pm

i would not watch a porn with someone called the vivisectionist in it... sounds like it would be some grizzly shit with corpses and animals in it
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:43 pm

agreed
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by spiderbro » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:45 pm

The vulvasectionist on the other hand...
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Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:47 pm

spiderbro wrote:The vulvasectionist on the other hand...
bahaha i just spat my apple juice all over the screen :cornlol:
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Gewze » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:49 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Drew 'The Veterinarian' Heredia
ooooooh, sounds clinical.
then again, some folks will keep asking him for K.
Drew 'The Vivisectionist' Heredia might be better then
This is turning into a "what would your porn name be"
Take your first street you lived on and your first dog.

Mine would be Sergeant Walter.
The decimator.

HAHAHA
AHA say hello to balmoral reilly ;)

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:50 pm

Balmoral Reilly goes deep starring Sergeant Walter the Decimator - in stores now
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by mVI » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:51 pm

FuDuzn wrote:Seriously, I would rather fight a bear than a swan.
Fuck that. I reckon most could take a swan pretty easy. Grab its neck and you can kick that fucker's body to fuck.

Try grabbing a fucking bear's neck.

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by spiderbro » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:55 pm

I probably wouldn't want to hang a swans head on my wall though, unless I was prepared to lose a few man points.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:58 pm

spiderbro wrote:The vulvasectionist on the other hand...
you are quite the cunnilunguist




oops, I meant cunning linguist

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Gewze » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:02 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Balmoral Reilly goes deep starring Sergeant Walter the Decimator - in stores now
obviously dsf's ninja pornstep album title

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Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:10 pm

sounds more like a scientist album title
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:16 pm

mVI wrote:
FuDuzn wrote:Seriously, I would rather fight a bear than a swan.
Fuck that. I reckon most could take a swan pretty easy. Grab its neck and you can kick that fucker's body to fuck.

Try grabbing a fucking bear's neck.
Fuck fighting a bear. It's a fucking BEAR. I'm not sure I'd even step to a panda... if I was that sexually frustrated I'd be swatting mu'fuckers like flies.

I reckon a swan would wing you before you could get your kicks in though.. they're crafty bastards. A goose would be a good scrap if it didn't get all its mates to help out... I once got charged by about 30 of them in Regents Park... Geese are fucking GANGSTA, they roll deeper than the mid-atlantic trench.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by noam » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:19 pm

Amberwood Buster

(i never had a dog so i picked my Rat who was a foot long monster... FITTING)

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by mVI » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:21 pm

spiderbro wrote:I probably wouldn't want to hang a swans head on my wall though, unless I was prepared to lose a few man points.
Would make a sick coat hook.

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Viineri » Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:23 pm

I bet I could kill a rat (if I could catch it).

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