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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:26 pm

Ok folks.
What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill thread was being a bit derailed by my genius.

So, take your First street address and add your first pet.

Mine is Sergeant Walter, "The Decimator"

And then of course, there had to be a tribute to that wonder jui jitsu boy that saved his friend's dog by putting a pitbull in a headlock.
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Post by AxeD » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:28 pm

:h: what did you just say
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Post by wub » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:30 pm

That's not how you do porn names. Porn names is First pet + mother's maiden name.

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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:30 pm

that`s beside the point
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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:31 pm

Do it
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Post by wub » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:31 pm

You're beside the point.

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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:31 pm

pew pew
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Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:34 pm

wub wrote:That's not how you do porn names. Porn names is First pet + mother's maiden name.
steve sussenbach... such a porn name haha
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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:36 pm

in that case I`m Sergeant Ferrera

It works either way
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Post by wub » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:37 pm

Sandy Moss.

Oh yeah, big fuck off blonde 'tache 8)

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Post by bright maroon » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:48 pm

Dinky Knotts
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
thats pretty urban. - Capture pt
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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:49 pm

Bright Maroon and Dinky Knotts ffs

That`s a win right there
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Post by bright maroon » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:50 pm

yeah - now you guys can access my bank accounts and stuff..
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
thats pretty urban. - Capture pt
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Post by Siderealdb » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:51 pm

Spike McBride
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Post by LACE » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:59 pm

chardy astringer

or shall i say ASSTRINGER

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Post by leebass » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:01 pm

Zak Brigham

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Post by murky21 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:03 pm

Algy (Algernon) Eaton

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Post by Gewze » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:04 pm

Reilly Brookman

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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:06 pm

Gewze wrote:Reilly Brookman

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Post by Liam92 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:08 pm

Never had a pet :(

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