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Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:10 pm

I had a maltese called purdy many many years ago.
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Post by wub » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:11 pm

Liam92 wrote:Never had a pet :(

Then it'd just be your Mum's maiden name, one word. Like McLovin'.
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Re: Porn names

Post by pulkpull » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 pm

Flash Pawley.

The pet's name is a winner, if only my mother had a maiden name like...Smashtastic.

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Post by ascent » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:37 pm

Felix Teal
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Post by ashen » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:40 pm

Bunny Milbourn

Never got round to naming that rabbit... :roll:
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Re: Porn names

Post by fluffattack » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:12 pm

Nelly Herre.
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Re: Porn names

Post by demonzEEK » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:15 pm

Yeah I'd prefer not to have you try and hack my email :4:
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Post by pkay » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:15 pm

it's your middle name and the street you grew up on


Mine would be Lambert Eden total porn name
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Re: Porn names

Post by noam » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:21 pm

pkay wrote:it's your middle name and the street you grew up on


Mine would be Lambert Eden total porn name
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Electric's Way = Amberwood Buster

Wub's Way = Buster Cohen

Pkay's Way = Morris Amberwood (although when i applied for jobseekers allowance as a joke i put down my middle name as Maurice and forgot so technically im Maurice which is way better) so Maurice Amberwood
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Re: Porn names

Post by wormcode » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:46 pm

One-Eyed Willie Venice
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Post by aspect-dubz » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:12 pm

ginger wellington :cornlol:
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Re: Porn names

Post by Genevieve » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:18 pm

The Impaler.

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Post by yoowan » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:24 pm

Ginger Ryan
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Re: Porn names

Post by Carljnrendora » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:33 pm

Snoopy Nunez
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Re: Porn names

Post by pandabear » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:49 pm

Lala Gutierrez :-o

It sounds Latina though.
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Post by Pada » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:32 pm

Moses "Flash" Hogan
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Re: Porn names

Post by danny_scrilla » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:43 pm

pkay wrote:it's your middle name and the street you grew up on


Mine would be Lambert Eden total porn name

Matthias Blumenau just sounds weird...what a horrible porn name.
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Re: Porn names

Post by Clean » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:14 am

I like MR Clean. :cornlol:
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Re: Porn names

Post by knell » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:19 am

Chummy van der Spuy

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Post by ThomasEll » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:12 am

Using the standard first pet name/first street name, a female friend of mines porn name is my actual name :corndance: :corndance:



Mine is Ash Hall
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