things that have made you happy today

[Electric_Head]

5gm of garden grown Durban Poison for £20.

25g of durban grown in durban for R100
so that`s um less than a tenner
or 25g of swazi skunk for the same

[Kid_Robotik]

in germany, drinkin lots of german beer, with lots of germans

[Electric_Head]

in germany, drinkin lots of german beer, with lots of germans

how`s Oktoberfest?

[murky21]

5gm of garden grown Durban Poison for £20.

25g of durban grown in durban for R100
so that`s um less than a tenner
or 25g of swazi skunk for the same

ha, think ur missing the point here buddy...
In london/ uk atm if you don't have a good link up you would be lucky if you got that for £50!

[LA_Boxers]

read this on another message board:

Had a pretty bad one a couple of weeks ago, the memories are disjointed and vague but I left the club staggering telling my friends im just gonna walk home instead of a taxi (I wanted to smoke as well) and started off home. when I got out of the town and in a quite neighbourhood I walked casually along normally with my junk hanging out urinating in a continuous stream, pissing on my shoes and trousers. I noticed 3 plant pots in someones front garden and suddenly started digging out the flowers with my bare hands and swapped them round in the pots and planting them again, I wrote racial slurs in mud surrounding the plant pots. I washed my hands in the empty pot that had (hopefully) rain water in it, then emptied it and carried it with me for a while. Eventually got tired and flung it down a back lane where is shattered.
I saw a cat and started stroking it, I put my hand around it's neck in a kind of mock strangulation (I think I was breying like a horse at this point and the cat panicked), then a car came along past and I literally started hissing at it like a cat or serpent or something, bareing my teeth and eyes wide. I then tied my jacket round my neck so it hung like a cape and ran foward with my arms outstretched, like batman, but I was making airplane noises like "NEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" running along the street. I walked over to a parked car and started licking the windows, and rubbing my genitals against the door.

I got home and realised I didnt have my key, so I climbed into my garden with the intention of sleeping on the bench there. As it happens the back door was still open where I had a smoke before leaving for the night out, but rather than go inside I pulled down my pants and started playing with my genitals, it took ages to get hard as I was so drunk, but when it was I started furiously tugging, I was starting into the sky, maybe at the moon or something and I was cackling loudly with my mouth wide open, drool just running down my chin and hanging off my face in strands, and eventually I came and it shot out jetting in an impressive couple of bursts across the grass.

The hangover was nightmarish. I spent the day vomiting until there was no food in my stomach, then I was vomiting a yellow bile.

What fucking site were you on??

[particle-jim]

Some annoying girl on facebook whining that men dont have brains and that women are smarter etc, standard man bashing business... i responded simply by posting a chart of nobel prize winners sorted by gender, men are winning 786 to 44

[Electric_Head]

5gm of garden grown Durban Poison for £20.

25g of durban grown in durban for R100
so that`s um less than a tenner
or 25g of swazi skunk for the same

ha, think ur missing the point here buddy...
In london/ uk atm if you don't have a good link up you would be lucky if you got that for £50!

no, I got it.
I was just being a facetious tnuc.
When I read about how cheap you folks get equipment I get pissed.
Just returning the favor

[antipode]

im about to do an official remix of a tune from 2008 that probably all of you know and a lot of you probably have in your record crate.
shitting pants.

[Electric_Head]

I`ve never heard of it.
shitting pants by what artist?

[Mehlovich]

im about to do an official remix of a tune from 2008 that probably all of you know and a lot of you probably have in your record crate.
shitting pants.

hmm.. Deep Medi stuff? nah guess you're not allowed to tell.
Big ups though!

[Mehlovich]

I`ve never heard of it.
shitting pants by what artist?

[AxeD]

Shitting pants is an unreleased tune by Mala, so that can't be it. Unless someone stole the name or
something but that's unlikely if it's a well known track.

[LA_Boxers]

im about to do an official remix of a tune from 2008 that probably all of you know and a lot of you probably have in your record crate.
shitting pants.

Is it Girls Aloud?

[murky21]

Just returning the favor

ha seen, swings and roundabouts

[say_whut]

rustie's album is class

[volcanogeorge]

"Can you put it on a tshirt?"

gets me every time, even in a 4 page thread

[Neptune]

Feels so good to get back in the water. I love smelling of chlorine all the time.

[laurend]

Not a single cigaret smoked in 5 days. My tabacco addiction seems to fade. I just have to stay as strong as today the next ten years

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Some annoying girl on facebook whining that men dont have brains and that women are smarter etc, standard man bashing business... i responded simply by posting a chart of nobel prize winners sorted by gender, men are winning 786 to 44

gotta remember this one

[antipode]

I`ve never heard of it.
shitting pants by what artist?

skrillex's old gabba-disco stuff you havent heard it?

Can't say. I just had to vent my excitement. Might end up on soundcloud sooner or later. Not deep medi.
theyve just remixed one of my tunes and it's farking awesome.