Thinking with your cock

[firky]

I did quite a spectacular fuck up thh other night

Long story short: go out as a group, I come back with said girl and another female friend. End up doing nitrous together on her bed. Female friend falls asleep drunk, said girl and I get a bit touchy feel. She leads me into another room, that I presume belonged to a flatmate, got into bed and asked me to join her... what did I say? "We can't fuck when in your best friends' friends bed!" - meaning we should do it somewhere else (I know?!), but by which point she's sort of offended and tells me to go back into the other bed.

All hail spectacular fuck up.

An awkward breakfast followed.

[noam]

hmmm

[firky]

She probably didn't even want a shag and was only suggesting we should sleep in the spare bed to give her friend some peace. The more I think about it the more I have fucked up in a multitude of ways.

*shrug*

I am going to eat Sundays dinner with Yorkshire puddings now and feel better.

[noam]

probably for the best

although... with a few more balloons, they could have BOTH been asleep and you would have had your pick of the bunch

[firky]

Her friends a big strong girl. I'd be like a fly on a bull's arse.

[Mr Hyde]

not about being the gallant gent in those situations, years ago was out with a girl i'd fancied for ages, went back to hers- she was really drunk and I pretty much had to carry her to her bed where she wanted me to join her, then I told her that she was too drunk and I should go home.....she just looked really embarresed and felt like I'd made her feel like some dirty slapper, I never got a second chance. I felt like a right self-rightious dickhead, would have been a lot less embarrasing and hurtful to her if i'd just gone for it.....ah well, all learning process- haven't made that mistake again!

[wormcode]

So my friend I posted about on the 3rd page before ended up confessing her feelings toward me, and they were way deeper than I anticipated. She didn't use the L word, but might as well have. I have no complaints and we are now more than friends. Would like it to get more serious too. So yeah I read it right, good thing too because I would have hated ruining the friendship. Now it's even better.

[skevin]

currently only my cock is thinking and its confused.

[Alty]

I find I can do this, but I try not to though. I hate the way pretty girls become when they get used to men doing everything for them.

[hifi]

I did quite a spectacular fuck up thh other night

Long story short: go out as a group, I come back with said girl and another female friend. End up doing nitrous together on her bed. Female friend falls asleep drunk, said girl and I get a bit touchy feel. She leads me into another room, that I presume belonged to a flatmate, got into bed and asked me to join her... what did I say? "We can't fuck when in your best friends' friends bed!" - meaning we should do it somewhere else (I know?!), but by which point she's sort of offended and tells me to go back into the other bed.

All hail spectacular fuck up.

An awkward breakfast followed.

god that must have been incredibly awkward, If I had been you at that moment in time I would have slept with her. jus' sayin.

not about being the gallant gent in those situations, years ago was out with a girl i'd fancied for ages, went back to hers- she was really drunk and I pretty much had to carry her to her bed where she wanted me to join her, then I told her that she was too drunk and I should go home.....she just looked really embarresed and felt like I'd made her feel like some dirty slapper, I never got a second chance. I felt like a right self-rightious dickhead, would have been a lot less embarrasing and hurtful to her if i'd just gone for it.....ah well, all learning process- haven't made that mistake again!

too drunk you say? think again mate that could have been a horrific situation...

[antipode]

I did quite a spectacular fuck up thh other night

Long story short: go out as a group, I come back with said girl and another female friend. End up doing nitrous together on her bed. Female friend falls asleep drunk, said girl and I get a bit touchy feel. She leads me into another room, that I presume belonged to a flatmate, got into bed and asked me to join her... what did I say? "We can't fuck when in your best friends' friends bed!" - meaning we should do it somewhere else (I know?!), but by which point she's sort of offended and tells me to go back into the other bed.

All hail spectacular fuck up.

An awkward breakfast followed.

ARE U DIZZY BLUD?

[222sucram]

Winning a dance battle gets you laid every time. Just throwing that out there.

[say_whut]

Straight up asking a girl if she wants to fuck?! I couldn't even imagine asking that

Anyway, here's my current predicament. I started uni just over a month ago and things are great; feeling genuinely happy and in general life is good. In my psychology class and English class (also in my tutorials) there is this girl. She's tall, about my height - 5'9" ish - and kind of slim. She has short but really stylish hair, dark brown with stunning eyes. She initiated conversation with me first in our first psychology tutorial - which is significantly smaller than the lecture class - and since then we always look to sit together in the main lecture theatre of around 300 students, cute right? I'm at the stage now where I feel confident enough to ask her if she'd like to go out at the weekend because we both seem to be into the same things as far as music and clubs go. One thing that I reckon is holding me back is my appearance. Im not the slimmest of dudes but I have lost a bit of weight recently thanks to having my body fucked by Outlook festival and eating less and more healthily since moving to uni. She is gorgeous, with a great personality but I don't know if she wants to be more than friends and how I find out... I'm still trying to get her number.

Ninjas, help a brother out please?!

[Raggles]

Straight up asking a girl if she wants to fuck?! I couldn't even imagine asking that

Anyway, here's my current predicament. I started uni just over a month ago and things are great; feeling genuinely happy and in general life is good. In my psychology class and English class (also in my tutorials) there is this girl. She's tall, about my height - 5'9" ish - and kind of slim. She has short but really stylish hair, dark brown with stunning eyes. She initiated conversation with me first in our first psychology tutorial - which is significantly smaller than the lecture class - and since then we always look to sit together in the main lecture theatre of around 300 students, cute right? I'm at the stage now where I feel confident enough to ask her if she'd like to go out at the weekend because we both seem to be into the same things as far as music and clubs go. One thing that I reckon is holding me back is my appearance. Im not the slimmest of dudes but I have lost a bit of weight recently thanks to having my body fucked by Outlook festival and eating less and more healthily since moving to uni. She is gorgeous, with a great personality but I don't know if she wants to be more than friends and how I find out... I'm still trying to get her number.

Ninjas, help a brother out please?!

Gonna need pics of both you and her to decide this one

[Shum]

Sounds like the thing holding you back is your own perception of your appearance, if she's hanging out with you in classes she can't think that badly of you mate. If you want her number, ask for it. Seeing as you share a similar vibe music-wise, suggest that you get some friends together and go out, you'll have a blast.

[brettheaslewood]

Straight up asking a girl if she wants to fuck?! I couldn't even imagine asking that

Anyway, here's my current predicament. I started uni just over a month ago and things are great; feeling genuinely happy and in general life is good. In my psychology class and English class (also in my tutorials) there is this girl. She's tall, about my height - 5'9" ish - and kind of slim. She has short but really stylish hair, dark brown with stunning eyes. She initiated conversation with me first in our first psychology tutorial - which is significantly smaller than the lecture class - and since then we always look to sit together in the main lecture theatre of around 300 students, cute right? I'm at the stage now where I feel confident enough to ask her if she'd like to go out at the weekend because we both seem to be into the same things as far as music and clubs go. One thing that I reckon is holding me back is my appearance. Im not the slimmest of dudes but I have lost a bit of weight recently thanks to having my body fucked by Outlook festival and eating less and more healthily since moving to uni. She is gorgeous, with a great personality but I don't know if she wants to be more than friends and how I find out... I'm still trying to get her number.

Ninjas, help a brother out please?!

just ask her if she wants to hang out this weekend?
not even that bait, just say 'oi you should come down the pub this saturday' or w/e
your getting too worked up mate, if she's yes shes up for it say 'fair well heres my number gimmey a text if you wanna do sommit"

she enters your number in her phone.
follow up with sommit like 'oh, silly me, i havn't even taken your number...'

get number = win.



spend build up to weekend, texting her how much you lurrrrrrrveeeeeee her haha

[say_whut]

@Raggles - Never posting pics, I've seen what happens!
@Shum - Thanks I just don't want to straight up ask for the number though, I'd rather there be a reason behind it so really when I get the weekend out thing, I'll ask then
@Brett - I wouldn't say I'm too worked up, only known her for roughly a month.

I will heed the advice above and report back. I have a Psychology lecture @ 2 today

[zerbaman]

I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.





I'm 16

I feel your pain



Though, reading through this thread, a lot of your stories sound like brazzers.com story lines

[magma]

Sounds like the thing holding you back is your own perception of your appearance, if she's hanging out with you in classes she can't think that badly of you mate. If you want her number, ask for it. Seeing as you share a similar vibe music-wise, suggest that you get some friends together and go out, you'll have a blast.

This. Ramp up your confidence and ask for her number man... women can smell low-esteem and it is NOT sexy.

90% of having game is knowing you've got game. Take no prisoners!

[ramon747]

This rather a bazar topic. all about cockiness u knw!