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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by dreamizm » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:28 am

Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wub » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:29 am

dreamizm wrote:Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?


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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:35 am

dreamizm wrote:Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
she`s afraid she`ll forget it, you're there to remind her should she forget.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by magma » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:45 am

Electric_Head wrote:
dreamizm wrote:Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
she`s afraid she`ll forget to bang you, you're there to remind her should she forget.

In all seriousness though, do you 'officially' know she has a boyfriend or did she give it to you without mentioning him? Makes a fair old difference... you could be pretty deep in the friend zone, here.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by dreamizm » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:20 pm

magma wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
dreamizm wrote:Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
she`s afraid she`ll forget to bang you, you're there to remind her should she forget.

In all seriousness though, do you 'officially' know she has a boyfriend or did she give it to you without mentioning him? Makes a fair old difference... you could be pretty deep in the friend zone, here.
Haha.. you can't get into the 'friend zone' when you've just met and its all onna flirt. she's tell me 'nar, i cant give u my number cos i got a man'... 10 mins later she's 'ok then'..

Maybe it is a friend thing, but why give the number and not reply to a txt or call the next day?

I think as soon as a girl says she's gota man i shd just be 'ok cool, later on'
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by brettheaslewood » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:35 pm

wouldn't even try her, unless its just abita funpoon
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by magma » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:36 pm

Ah, she was just trying to get you to fuck off then. Probably a fake or she's put you on immediate block. On to the next one...
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by skevin » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:12 pm

Stopped thinking with my cock and now SHITS GONE MAD.

Fucking hell.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by 222sucram » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:31 pm

say_whut wrote:Straight up asking a girl if she wants to fuck?! I couldn't even imagine asking that :o

Anyway, here's my current predicament. I started uni just over a month ago and things are great; feeling genuinely happy and in general life is good. In my psychology class and English class (also in my tutorials) there is this girl. She's tall, about my height - 5'9" ish - and kind of slim. She has short but really stylish hair, dark brown with stunning eyes. She initiated conversation with me first in our first psychology tutorial - which is significantly smaller than the lecture class - and since then we always look to sit together in the main lecture theatre of around 300 students, cute right? I'm at the stage now where I feel confident enough to ask her if she'd like to go out at the weekend because we both seem to be into the same things as far as music and clubs go. One thing that I reckon is holding me back is my appearance. Im not the slimmest of dudes but I have lost a bit of weight recently thanks to having my body fucked by Outlook festival and eating less and more healthily since moving to uni. She is gorgeous, with a great personality but I don't know if she wants to be more than friends and how I find out... I'm still trying to get her number.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wormcode » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:46 pm

dreamizm wrote:
magma wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
dreamizm wrote:Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
she`s afraid she`ll forget to bang you, you're there to remind her should she forget.

In all seriousness though, do you 'officially' know she has a boyfriend or did she give it to you without mentioning him? Makes a fair old difference... you could be pretty deep in the friend zone, here.
Haha.. you can't get into the 'friend zone' when you've just met and its all onna flirt. she's tell me 'nar, i cant give u my number cos i got a man'... 10 mins later she's 'ok then'..

Maybe it is a friend thing, but why give the number and not reply to a txt or call the next day?

I think as soon as a girl says she's gota man i shd just be 'ok cool, later on'
Why not ask her? You can find out if the number is fake pretty easily. Someone giving you their number doesn't mean they want your children though, so I wouldn't read too much into it without many more signs. Even so I would hope you respect their relationship, but yeah I'm pretty idealistic I guess. If you did call (not sure if you were being hypothetical) then there could be many reasons including not wanting her guy to get suspicious, which means she probably likes him. Or yeah could just be fake. At least it wasn't one of those "rejection hot line" numbers lol.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Siderealdb » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:29 am

She could be using you as leverage against her boyfriend, by trying to scare him with slutiness into submission. If the guys below your weight class then go for it, if he's a heavyweight expect some stitches or tuck tail and run.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Devry_Kaneda » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:50 am

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Re: Thinking with your cock

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by pandabear » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:51 am

WTF Zebraman, your soundcloud is in autoplay! Is that your way of getting more hits? I'm going to block you if you don't change that shit.

I was going to add something but lost my train of thought.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Shum » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:53 am

^ I already blocked him :lol:
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Siderealdb » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:04 am

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by antipode » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:06 am

atleast13 wrote:WTF Zebraman, your soundcloud is in autoplay! Is that your way of getting more hits? I'm going to block you if you don't change that shit.

I was going to add something but lost my train of thought.
so THATS where that shit was coming from. it kept crashing my browser. ಠ_ಠ
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by pandabear » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:58 am

epochalypso wrote:
atleast13 wrote:WTF Zebraman, your soundcloud is in autoplay! Is that your way of getting more hits? I'm going to block you if you don't change that shit.

I was going to add something but lost my train of thought.
so THATS where that shit was coming from. it kept crashing my browser. ಠ_ಠ
Yup. Pathetic imo.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by zerbaman » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:10 pm

Is that still on? I took it out this morning.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by hifi » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:07 pm

dreamizm wrote:Can someone explain why if a girl has a man, she gives you her number...

Is she keepin her options open, givin u a fake number or just enjoying (possibility of more) attention?
just to hang out. women at my school do it all the time (i think) i mean its not like you have to fuck/date every girl some can just be friends.

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